Best Tweets: What Women Said On Twitter This Week

The week of July 4 festivities had a rocky start with the Supreme Court's disappointing ruling on the Hobby Lobby case. Although the decision was frustrating (to say the least), it was excellent fodder for women on Twitter: In light of Ruth Bader Ginsburg's, badass dissent we all agreed with Suri Ratnatunga when she tweeted, "I hope Ruth Bader Ginsburg is immortal." But actually.

Laura Bassett painted a perfect picture of how fierce RBG really is when she tweeted, "I am imagining Ruth Bader Ginsburg low-riding around DC in her car blasting 'Turn Down For What.'" Notorious BFG 4 Life.

Caprice Cane chimed in with the realness: "If men could get pregnant, birth control would not only be covered by health care, it would be available on every corner like Starbucks." We'd say "Amen, sister," but we have this odd habit of not imposing religious beliefs on others.

For more great tweets from women, scroll through the list below. Then visit our Funniest Tweets From Women page for our past collections.

From now on, I'm praying directly to Hobby Lobby. God is clearly the middle man.

— Jill Morris (@JillMorris) June 30, 2014

Huh. I thought 'Hobby Lobby' was just a nickname for my vagina...Turns out that one thing has nothing to do with the other.

— Anita Helmet (@AnitaHelmet) June 30, 2014

UPDATE: you can drop off an unwanted baby at a Hobby Lobby and they'll raise it

— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) June 30, 2014

Female customer gets crafty at #HobbyLobby: pic.twitter.com/m3ZpqXX2UW (via @feministabulous)

— Erin Ruberry (@erinruberry) July 2, 2014

I hope Ruth Bader Ginsburg is immortal.

— Suri Ratnatunga (@SuriR) June 30, 2014

I am imagining Ruth Bader Ginsburg low-riding around DC in her car blasting "Turn Down For What."

— Laura Bassett (@LEBassett) June 30, 2014

BREAKING: Next season's Bachelor is a corporation!

— Kate Spencer (@katespencer) June 30, 2014

Using simple materials from #HobbyLobby, I can make a birdhouse, I can make a mosaic, and I can make a lady have an unwanted baby!

— Elizabeth Gilbert (@GilbertLiz) July 1, 2014

Trying to get @Cosmopolitan to publish a new sex position called the "Conestoga Wood." Involves closed legs & yelling "Oh God!" #HobbyLobby

— Jill Filipovic (@JillFilipovic) June 30, 2014

Make Tim Howard in charge of blocking my access to birth control

— Shira (@shiraselko) July 1, 2014

Does Hobby Lobby sell penises? I would like one and all the rights that come with it.

— Nell Scovell (@NellSco) June 30, 2014

Hey Michaels! Now's your chance to DESTROY Hobby Lobby. Run with this!

— Kristen Schaal (@kristenschaaled) June 30, 2014

Giving men Viagra and not giving women birth control is like giving a fat guy a box of cookies. It won't end well for the cookies

— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) June 30, 2014

If men could get pregnant, birth control would not only be covered by health care, it would be available on every corner like Starbucks.

— caprice crane (@capricecrane) June 30, 2014

Hey gang, I'm just gonna go get screamed at by fringe freaks on my way to pay money I don't have for my uninsured birth control, thx SCOTUS!

— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) June 30, 2014