What's better than festive gourd season? Festive gourds with a pumpkin spice latte and a cozy sweater, preferably in the company of a dog named Steve. Some of the names bandied around the Starbucks back room didn't make the cut however and ended up circling the drain.
- Apathetic Hipster Americano
- Faded Tan Line Caramel Latte
- Chapped Lips Dolce Espresso
- Tipsy Tailgater Espresso Shots
- Dead Leaf Cappuccino
- Musty Sweater Latte
- Football Mom Mochaccino (comes with obligatory guilt and sweater)
- One Missing Goddamn Boot Macchiato