By now, much of the northern United States has learned that -- while it would make an amazing super villain name -- nobody wins in the polar vortex. It didn't matter how many puffy parkas you put on or that you own a ski mask. You were cold. Painfully cold.
Find comfort in the fact that you weren't alone:
Find comfort in the fact that you weren't alone:
Yal it's so cold in Chicago my dog Oscar got a doggy cold! He is literally coughing ! Think you've seen it all just keep on living ! Wtf
— Jennifer Hudson (@IAMJHUD) January 5, 2014it's colder than a polar bears toenails out there so everybody be safe and bundle up pic.twitter.com/0FUPweaxWy
— Pitbull (@pitbull) January 6, 2014— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) January 7, 2014Brrr Los Angeles is chilly. Gonna break below 70 degrees today. Have to wear a LONG sleeved T-shirt. Fuck that polar vortex.
— dean norris (@deanjnorris) January 7, 2014TOO COLD!!! pic.twitter.com/kWWnjjrFpg
— Pee-wee Herman (@peeweeherman) January 8, 2014
— Andy Cohen (@Andy) January 7, 2014It's SO COLD, my girl Miley just licked a space heater. #badpolarvotexjokes
— Jenny McCarthy (@JennyMcCarthy) January 7, 2014Today's outfit pic.twitter.com/J1zWM138gg
— Crystal Hefner (@crystalhefner) January 7, 2014It is so cold here in New York, this morning while my dog was licking himself, his tongue froze to his crotch.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) January 7, 2014I miss LA. http://t.co/7pX7PIa2AX
— Chris Rock (@chrisrock) January 7, 2014