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A tsunami of tech is engulfing our nation, and in the process, redecorating communities like a family of grizzly bears locked in a Volkswagen Van. A family of obscenely paid bespectacled grizzly bears...
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Reddit Resurrects 'Krumping Guy In A Dog Suit,' And It's Still Amazing (VIDEO)
Everybody get down, again. A subreddit devoted to videos has breathed new life into a clip posted years ago. Turns out it's still awesome. A version of the video entitled "Man's Worst Enemy" was...
View ArticleJenny Slate Gets Blunt With Hilarious College Stoner Story
Jenny Slate stopped by "Late Night" on Thursday and told Seth Meyers one of the greatest college stories of ALL time. While in school, the "Obvious Child" star confused Astrology with Astronomy, and...
View ArticleAn Open Letter to Anyone Wearing Foot Jewelry
Dear anklet (ankle bracelet) and toe ring wearers, On behalf of the world, I want to inform you that we're all a little perplexed as to why you'd use accessories to accentuate what is arguably the...
View ArticleSurfer Barely Misses Flying Board During Horrible Wipeout (VIDEO)
Surfing can bring moments of pure soul-satisfying bliss. And sometimes, that bliss is interrupted with chaos. Pure soul-sucking chaos. The man in the video above experienced that rude interruption when...
View Article10 Notes That Belong In The Passive Aggressive Hall Of Fame
Passive aggression can be traced back millions of years to (recently discovered) cave paintings of dishes with question marks next to them. The tactic has been key in shaping our culture -- did you...
View ArticleHillary Clinton Resurrects!
She's baaack! Hillary Rodham Clinton is on the campaign trail whether she will admit it or not! And whether conservatives like it or not, they currently have no one to run against her. Just don't tell...
View Article5 Pieces Of Advice Your Dad Gave You (That Are Total B.S.)
I've always been an advocate for talking with our elders because they've seen some shit and can be excellent warning devices for those of us who are willing to listen. However, there comes a point...
View ArticleThese Two Dachshunds Are The Cutest Firefighters You'll Ever See
When there's a kitchen fire, who you gonna call? Your two dachshunds, obviously. This vine from Crusoe The Celebrity Dachshund is a glorious six seconds of canine absurdity, in which Crusoe and his...
View ArticleStraight-Up Acrobat Cat Jumps To Incredible Heights In Slow Motion
What better way to spend your time than to watch a cat jump really, really high in slow motion? Okay, fine, so there are probably lots of better ways to spend your time, but ... cats. Watch the...
View Article10 Pictures That Prove The Subway Is A Very Strange Place
Whether they know it or not, these people are being trolls on public transit. Some are funny, some are bad, but all need a lesson in etiquette.
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Dog's Butts Are The Ultimate Weapon Against Cats
After endless bullying by the much smaller cats, dogs are determined to no longer be the butt of their jokes. So how can the friendliest animals on the planet get even? Apparently by sticking their...
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Stolen Moment of the Week: Juliana Hatfield At The Bell House
Who: Juliana Hatfield Where: The Bell House, 149 7th St, Brooklyn, NY When: June 18, 2014 What: Juliana Hatfield at Dave Hill's "Meet Me in the Bathroom and Tell Me All Your Secrets". More photos here...
View ArticleJohn Oliver Sees If He Can Choose Between Real And Fake Soccer Names
Like they say, the truth is sometimes stranger than fiction. In a recent video that went up on GQ Magazine's YouTube channel, John Oliver decided to take a little quiz: he was going to listen to the...
View ArticlePodcast Review: Greg Proops' The Smartest Man In The World
While many solo podcasters rant their way through a show, it takes a gifted wit to master The Spew -- that gift of limitless gab that remains on track, unhesitating, and often glib (if not out-and-out...
View ArticleDog Celebrates Portugal's Tying Goal Against U.S. Like A Winner
Nobody likes a World Cup fan who rubs it in, but we'll make an exception for this adorable dog that appears to be celebrating Portugal's tying goal against the United States on Sunday. Hey, happy...
View ArticleThis Is Quite Possibly The Worst Thing That Can Happen At A Laundromat
The challenges we face at the laundromat are pretty run-of-the-mill: Is gray a color? Did some random person really just dump all our clothes on the counter because we were away from the machine for...
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How to Go Mad With Power From Your Promotion to Shift Manager
Start off by making it clear that you're not like the other employees by creating a small difference between you and them. They have to wear a plastic hat, but you don't. Now, whenever they see you...
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Mama Duck Teaches Her Ducklings Life Lessons With Some Tough Love
There comes a time in every mama duck's life when she must trust her ducklings to take a leap of faith; when she must watch as her young 'uns spread their wings and try to jump up a flight of stairs....
View ArticleAre You Ready for the Meditation Revolution?
I strolled into the sauna this morning to find a man sitting peacefully in a cross-legged position, his eyes gazing slightly downward. Feeling the good vibes, I sat down nearby and joined him in noble...
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