10 Classic Artworks Made Infinitely Better By The Presence Of Santa Claus
The idea is simple: find a famous and inspirational work of art and superimpose Santa Claus into the piece. That's the recipe for artist and photographer Ed Wheeler's series "Santa Classic." Behold:...
View ArticleThe Grinch Goes to Therapy
The holidays are "the most wonderful time of the year" for a lot of people, but what about the post-holiday season when all the hype has died down? While many settle back into normal routines, there...
View ArticleFred Armisen's Back On 'Brooklyn Nine-Nine' For Super Bowl Episode
Fred Armisen is heading back to Brooklyn. The "SNL" alum is set to guest star on the post-Super Bowl episode of Fox's buzzy "Brooklyn Nine-Nine," EW learned exclusively. Armisen made a hilarious cameo...
View ArticleChalky White Children's Books Are The Perfect Gift For All Those Kids Who...
Leave it to Michael K. Williams, a.k.a "Boardwalk Empire" family man/gangster Chalky White, to come up with the most inappropriate children's books you've ever heard. You probably already guessed, but...
View ArticleMeet Roozle, The Little Girl Who Draws Herself To Sleep
Bedtime ain't easy. Every household has its own tricks and traditions to end the day (sort of) smoothly though -- and for one Boston family, the ritual is both unconventional and supremely cute. For...
View ArticleWhy I'm Not Buying You Christmas Presents
You know those flustered procrastinators that wait until Christmas Eve to buy presents? That's usually me. We're halfway through December and Christmas's close proximity is becoming a reality I can't...
View ArticleSteve Carell, Jon Stewart & The 'Anchorman 2' Gang Get In A Huge Fight
Last night's "Daily Show" appearance by the "Anchorman 2" cast had everything you could possibly ask for out of your entertainment: Emotional moments! Jon Stewart and former "Daily Show" correspondent...
View ArticleOur Daytime Sitcom Life: The One Where Peter Hitchens Does Blah Blah Blah Etc
Remakes are tricky, especially if the original is in living memory. Newsnight tried to pull this off on Monday and, like El Mariachi and Battle Beyond the Stars, even included some of the original...
View ArticleThe Secret to Surviving the Holidays
The secret to life is that there is no secret. In heaven they ask you to explain all the times you missed an opportunity to find joy. There is, however, a secret to surviving the holidays, although it...
View ArticleOne Smokin' Hot Christmas
Christmas is a time of sharing -- and not just food or gifts, but also profound, timeless memories. My family had a styrofoam Santa sleigh with a plump cotton Santa and nine wax reindeer. The...
View ArticleA Letter From the Elves!
To All the Good Boys and Girls of Earth, Elfish Season's Greetings! It sure has been an elfishly busy year up here at the North Pole, and we sure do have a whole elfish bunch of holy-jolly, super-duper...
View ArticleBeleagured by Lawsuits, Santa to Rebrand, Downsize and Outsource
Yesterday Santa Claus announced that children should not expect a visit from him this Christmas. "The revenue side our business model was insane," Santa Claus stated. "That is why we are rebranding,...
View ArticleThe Funniest Things That Happened In 2013, According To Us
2013 had no shortage of ridiculous pranks, brilliant memes and hilarious responses to the news. Not to mention that time Donald Trump tried to sue Bill Maher over a monkey joke. Between Carlos Danger,...
View Article'We Didn't Start The Fire' Is The Only 2013 Recap You Need
There are already a lot of 2013 recaps out there, and certainly there's more to come. But so far, only one rattles off all the highlights (and lowlights) of the year set to the tune of Billy Joel's...
View Article'Duck Dynasty' Fans Are Losing Their Minds On Facebook
When news came down on Wednesday that Phil Robertson of A&E's "Duck Dynasty" was indefinitely suspended from the show for anti-gay comments made in GQ, backlash was to be expected. It is after all...
View ArticleLittle Girl Would Rather Go To Mobile, Alabama Than The 'Happiest Place On...
Little girl thinks she is going on a trip. Mom keeps the destination a secret until they are at the airport -- because it is Disney World! But not even the "Happiest Place On Earth" can stop the flow...
View ArticleBeyoncé Admits to Being a Member of the Illuminati
In yesterday's much-anticipated interview with Oprah, Beyoncé finally admitted she was a member of the New World Order, also known as the Illuminati. Rumors have swirled since the episode's taping;...
View Article4 Reasons Why It Takes 25 Years to Decorate a Christmas Tree
Decorating the tree is like a crazy Aztec Ritual of Human Sacrifice. You have to drive to six different lots, double back at least four times, spend more money than if you were buying an actual LIVING...
View ArticleWelcome to My Shame Buffet of a Day
I hate driving in Los Angeles. People stop in the middle of the road, leaving miles of cars trapped behind them. When it rains or looks like it's going to rain, drivers panic, racing past other cars....
View ArticleThe War On Christmas Is Over, And We Won.
Jason and Katla love Christmas -- their stockings are always hung by the chimney with care, even though neither technically owns a chimney. But this year, they've noticed the entire world having an...
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