13 Times The Ocean Didn't Give A Damn About Your Needs
The ocean is a tempestuous beast. It’s 332.5 million cubic miles big, as deep as 15 Empire State buildings on top of each other, and we’ve explored less than 10 percent of it. And now, it turns out...
View ArticleYou Can Now Watch Every Episode Of 'South Park' On Hulu For Free
Sure, it's great to catch reruns of "South Park" on Comedy Central. But what if you could watch any of its 247 episodes whenever you want, for free? Now you can, thanks to the shows' new partnership...
View ArticlePodcast Review: The New Phil Hendrie Show
What's so new about The New Phil Hendrie Show, especially if it's already up to Episode 157 as of Monday this past week? The fact is that Hendrie is now a podcaster as opposed to being a broadcaster,...
View Article'Where The Bears Are' Season Three To Premiere
Bears, comedy and murder mystery -- what more could a hairy young queer (or anyone, for that matter!) ask for? "Where The Bears Are," an award-winning gay comedy mystery web series, is slated to return...
View ArticleFunniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week
Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down...
View ArticleFormer Congressman Scores Free, Legal Marijuana At Film Premiere
Former Rep. Tom Tancredo (R-Colo.) just scored his first bag of free, legal weed. In Denver on Thursday during a screening of a new documentary that tracks the historic legalization of marijuana in...
View ArticleJohn Oliver Gets Raunchy Reading Warren G. Harding's 'Smutty F--k Notes'
"Damn, Warren! You nasty!" Former President Warren G. Harding's recently released love letters to his neighbor's wife are so outrageously raunchy that John Oliver tastefully describes them as "smutty...
View Article7 Things That Sound Enough Like 'I Love You'
This post originally appeared on Reductress.com. Romance has never been easy. And no matter who's playing, at some point they'll be faced with saying those three little words that often leave you...
View ArticleThe 6 Most Influential Drink Orders of All Time
Be honest. Can you really drink a White Russian without thinking of The Big Lebowski or a Cosmo without picturing the cast of Sex & The City? If you can't, you're not alone. Pop culture's six most...
View ArticleLonely Guy Turns His Shower Head Into A Girlfriend, Rest Of World Is Creeped Out
We get it, dating is hard: Tinder is a minefield of potential creepiness, blind dates still carry that whole "I might be murdered" risk factor, and getting out of the friend-zone is like finding a...
View ArticleThis Relaxed Cat Knows How To Do Mondays Right
Mondays, amirite? Some of us prefer to take Monday mornings slow, like this goofy kitty, named Moco, who is just under 1 year old. Moco likes to start the week out with a stretch and a belly rub, and...
View ArticleTeens React To 'Honest Trailers' With Some Honesty Of Their Own
We've heard the saying "honesty is the best policy" -- but it turns out that honesty may be the most hilarious policy as well. In this latest episode of the "Teens React" series from The Fine Bros, a...
View Article17 Breakup Excuses That Will Make You Weep For Humanity
There's no need to reinvent the wheel when breaking up with someone: Explain to your soon-to-be ex what went wrong, be as transparent as possible, and try your damnedest to let them down gently....
View ArticleSt. Bernard Is Simultaneously Baffled By, And In Love With, Her New Kitten...
We will never get tired of observing big creatures' fascination with little creatures. Bella, the St. Bernard in the video above, is understandably intrigued by the tiny furry animal in front of her....
View ArticleHeaven Is for Real -- and Overrated
In April of 2010, during a routine cosmetic surgery at St. John's Hospital in Sherman Oaks, California, I received an accidental overdose of anesthetic. For 18 hours, I lay comatose, with no brain...
View ArticleThis Is What Happens When Artists Take On Ninja Turtles In An Epic Rap Battle
We didn't think there would be much beef between artists and green, weapon-wielding toy reptiles -- but apparently, there is. And it is awesome. In this video from Epic Rap Battles of History, the four...
View ArticleMind Control Rays Are Switched Off -- Americans Can Return to Ignoring Soccer
Moments after Germany's 1-0 World Cup victory over Argentina, the international mind control rays aimed at the United States were officially turned off, allowing millions of Americans to once again...
View ArticleRipping His Pants Was The Least Of This Groomsman's Worries
When posing for wedding photos, there are a few simple rules to keep in mind. For starters, don't accidentally kick another member of the wedding party in the head. Groomsman Tyler Foster recently...
View ArticleThieves Terrorizing Minnesota Liquor Stores With Their Pants
Liquor stores in Forest Lake, Minnesota, have been caught with their pants down by a team of thieves who stole high-end bottles of booze using only their pants. WTFark.com details their shenanigans in...
View ArticleBrooks Wheelan Says He's 'Fired' From 'SNL'
Brooks Wheelan, one of six featured players hired by "Saturday Night Live" before the start of the show's 39th season, will not return for Season 40. Wheelan tweeted the news on Monday: Had a blast and...
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