Joan Rivers Defends Israel With New York-New Jersey War Analogy
Tell us what you really think, Joan. When asked about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, comedian Joan Rivers didn't hold back with TMZ. In the clip above, she likened Israel's position to that of New...
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This Is What Your Morning Struggle Really Looks Like
Mornings can be tough to navigate. In a perfect world, they’d be filled with chirping birds and traffic-free commutes. But on most days, it feels like we are living Murphy's Law. We’ve partnered with...
View ArticleTeens Are Totally Weirded Out By 'Weird Al' Yankovic
If you've ever enjoyed a parody video on YouTube, you may owe 'Weird Al' Yankovic a thank you. The musician was one of the first artists to ever make a career out of parodying other musicians' work....
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Little Kid Learns The Hard Truth About Girls And Bad Boys
Getting your flirt on at camp is rough these days. Here's a postcard one camp counselor shared on Reddit this weekend: Chin up, little guy. Take it from us; that bad boy act gets old after a while....
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Puppies Rolling Down Hills Kinda Look Like Little Kids Playing
Apparently kids aren't the only ones who love rolling down hills. Puppies seem to enjoy it just as much. Watch as they roll down hills in the summer sun, looking totally blissed out. It's so adorable,...
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'Confused Cats Against Feminism' Tumblr Is Just What The Internet Needed
"Women Against Feminism" have officially joined the ranks of internet infamy: it's been parodied by cats. There have been numerous responses to the "Women Against Feminism" Tumblr, which features...
View ArticleNeil DeGrasse Tyson Weighs In On Ken Ham's Claim That Aliens Will Go To Hell
Creationist Ken Ham's strange comment about aliens rendered the usually loquacious Neil deGrasse Tyson almost speechless during his recent appearance on “Real Time with Bill Maher.” Ham, the president...
View ArticleAs the Seasons Change
When I was 19, a wise wino told me, "The truth only hurts for a minute." In September I will turn 60, and that truth hurts for more than a minute. The sad thing is that when (if) I am 70, I will be...
View ArticleThe Truth About Living In Earthquake Country Is More Complicated Than We Thought
Think you're prepare for an earthquake? Think again. Cracked polled people in earthquake country if they are truly ready when those seismic waves hit. For example, did you build your house directly...
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Justin Bieber's Attempt At Facial Hair Is Creeping Us Out
Just when you thought your Monday couldn't get worse, we give you this creepy photo of Justin Bieber's attempt at facial hair. The 20-year-old and his barely-there mustache attended the Young Hollywood...
View ArticleYup, This Sums Up Every Upworthy Video Ever
There's a certain website out there that, before clicking, you already know you're in for an emotional roller coaster ride of some sort. Whether it's a blind man seeing for the first time, a...
View ArticleBill Maher Bashes Republicans Over Border Crisis With Epic Dr. Seuss Parody
Oh, the places Bill Maher just went. The host of HBO’s “Real Time” took on the border crisis and Tea Party Republicans with an epic Dr. Seuss parody on Friday night. During his “New Rules” segment,...
View ArticleAnyone With A Long Last Name Can Relate To This
If your last name is two syllables or more, then you may have #LongLastNameProblems. You know, the kind of problems you experience when you're trying to communicate the spelling of your name, but no...
View ArticleThe Real Lyrics To The Clash's 'Rock The Casbah'
Oh, you thought that song by The Clash was about something other than organizing your computer's desktop? YOU THOUGHT WRONG.
View ArticleThis Dramatic Reading Of 'Single Ladies' Is Your Beyoncé Worship Of The Day
The Beyoncélogues are back, y'all. We first met Nina Millin with her dramatic readings of "Irreplaceable," "Mine" and "If I Were A Boy." Now she has graced us with a monologic rendition of "Single...
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Women in Comedy Spotlight: My Hilarious Coworker Trish!
This post originally appeared on Reductress.com. It seems like almost every stand-up show features at least one female comedian these days. Now that Tina Fey stars in movies, it's just a matter of time...
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This Is The Perfect Response To Anyone Who Needs More 'Space'
Next time someone tells you they need a little "space" -- which we all know is code for "I want to break up but don't have the guts to do it right now" -- feel free to respond as this guy did: Touché...
View ArticleTeen Behind Hilarious Celeb Parody Photos: Ignore Bullies And 'Embrace...
Liam Martin is Instagram's teen version of "Weird Al" Yankovic. His cheeky celebrity tributes toe the line between parody and promotion, but the results are so funny it ultimately doesn't matter if...
View ArticleThis Ridiculously Complicated Math Lesson Will Leave You Questioning Everything
Someone posted this video to Reddit with the title "Math made easy." While we hate to quibble with our Reddit brethren, on this one point, we must respectfully disagree times a thousand. Perhaps...
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'Big Bang Theory' Contract Negotiations Have Officially Delayed Season 8
The Bazinga is officially on us. CBS' continued failure to reach contract agreements with the stars of "The Big Bang Theory" is officially delaying the start of production for Season 8, reports E!...
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