Hilarious Mom Sends Kids Back To School With A Catchy Rap Song
Kids, let your parents take a first-day-of-school photo or they might just make up a rap song to punish you and put it on the internet. That's what Tonette Mouton did when her children, Donavon and...
View ArticleHR Calls 'Personal Hygiene' Meeting, Everyone Knows It's Because of Cheryl's...
This post originally appeared on Reductress.com. The local branch of Elisifire Incorporated called a mandatory HR meeting this Friday to discuss personal hygiene in the office. According to sources at...
View Article'Legends' Pilot Recap: TNT Tests Your Commitment To Watching Things Starring...
QUESTION: Will you watch anything starring Sean Bean? HYPOTHESIS: Yes, you will watch anything starring Sean Bean. PROCEDURE: Watch the pilot episode of "Legends" starring Sean Bean. PROCEDURE NOTES...
View ArticleThis Is What It Would Sound Like If The Cast Of 'Friday' Did 'Star Wars'
We've all had this problem. "Gosh, ya know, I love the film 'Star Wars,' and I love the film 'Friday,' but how can I combine the two for maximum enjoyment?" Your days of waiting are over: Distractotron...
View ArticleThese Wedding Photos Are Not Exactly What They Seem
The best photographers know that the right camera angle and good timing can make or break a photo. But sometimes a little luck is involved too. Case in point: The optical illusion wedding photos below,...
View ArticleGay Men Read '50 Shades Of Grey' (NSFW)
Need an afternoon pick-me-up? This should do the trick. A group of gay men got together and explored the VERY heterosexual world of "50 Shades Of Grey" together. To be honest, we never really knew the...
View ArticleGuy Calls Optimum Customer Service To Say They're Doing Great, Human Kindness...
Sure we all like to complain about customer service, and for good reason. But have you ever called up a company strictly for the purpose of saying, "Hey, great job..."? Nope, neither have we. Looks...
View ArticleTetris With Pillows Looks Oddly Comfy
Tetris is a game full of building suspense: will the shapes fit? Can you change their positions fast enough? Will you get rid of that extra line before the stack reaches the top? So many factors to...
View ArticleCell Phone 'Crashing' Is Even More Fun At The Beach
An inspired photobomb is a thing we all know and love -- but, as it turns out, the audio version of that can be just as fabulous. Tech-savvy ladies and gentlemen, we give you cell phone crashing. In...
View ArticleBut Doctor, I Am Pagliacci: The Passing of a Clown
I wish I could take credit for #ButDoctorIAmPagliacci, but it seems like quite a few people had tweeted a reference to that old saw, most famously quoted in Watchmen, in response to Robin Williams’...
View ArticlePug Yawns Twenty Nine Times And Now We're All About To Fall Asleep
Yawning is most definitely contagious, but so is this sleepy pug's sheer adorability. In this video compilation from artist Mel Stringer, her pug yawns 29 times in just under a minute and a half. Like...
View ArticleThe Best Part Of 'Guardians Of The Galaxy' Is Online Now
The following video contains spoilers for the end of "Guardians of the Galaxy." We are grootful to Yahoo! for debuting the super groot "Guardians of the Galaxy" sequence where Baby Groot dances. Watch...
View ArticleWatching Adults Try To Define Teenage Slang Will Make You Feel Old -- Really Old
Teens' favorite slang words seem come and go faster than Miley Cyrus posting a new Instagram selfie. So it's understandable that adults can get a little behind on the times. But watching grown-ups try...
View ArticleNew 'Downton Abbey' Photo Is A Fail For The Ages
Well, at least they didn't call it "Downtown Abbey." "Downton Abbey" just released some new photos to promote Season 5, according to E!, but one particular image of Robert Crawley (Hugh Bonneville) and...
View ArticlePop Star 'Fangirls' Get The David Attenborough-Style Documentary They Deserve
As the holder of 31 honorary degrees and an integral part of esteemed documentaries like "Planet Earth," Sir David Attenborough is literally a British National Treasure. So when the famed naturalist...
View ArticleThis Is What Goes Through A Guy's Head When Texting A Crush
Question: What's worse than waiting for someone you're interested in to text you back? Answer: Nothing. Nothing is worse. In the video above, YouTuber Eric Mann illustrates what it's like for a guy to...
View ArticleStolen Moment of the Week: Chris Hardwick at UCB
Who: Chris Hardwick Where: UCB Theater, 307 W 26th St, New York, NY When: August 11, 2014 What: Here's more photos from the show with Nick Vatterott, Robert Dean, Frank Garcia Hejl, Carmen Lynch, and...
View Article'The Onion' Comments On Ferguson Tragedy With Striking 'Unarmed Teen' Cover
On Friday, "The Onion" gave stunning commentary on the shooting of young men like Michael Brown and Trayvon Martin before him, with its "The Onion Magazine" cover on "Unarmed Teens." The image follows...
View ArticleSpaced-Out Lady On The Train Takes A Mesmerizing Trip To Another Galaxy
The train is a place of philosophizing and contemplating the world and all that surrounds -- a meditative space that invites us to turn inward and ask questions like, "What doth life?" "What does it...
View ArticleThis Dog Is Dreaming About Something Seriously Tasty
Sometimes, drifting off to Neverland provides a world in which life is just better -- or in this case, tastier. In this video from YouTube user David Coats, this sleeping pup looks like he's mid-meal...
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