Sit-Down Paddleboarding Is The Ultimate Chill Sport (VIDEO)
If you want to find your inner balance while practicing your outer balance, try yoga on a stand-up paddleboard, or SUP. But if you're more of a sit-down-and-drink-beer type, take notes from the dudes...
View ArticleNew App Kinder Set to Rock the Playground
Tired of waiting for others to make your plans? Had enough of disappointing afternoons? Now, there's another way. Now, you're in control. Now, there's Kinder. At Kinder, we match based on three factors...
View ArticleUnemployed Dude Covers 'Wrecking Ball' On The Recorder And It's... Well, Yeah...
If you've ever been unemployed, you know that there can be a lot of downtime. Sometimes you just don't know what to do with yourself when not job-hunting. Oh, why not learn Miley Cyrus' "Wrecking Ball"...
View ArticleThe NHL Was Apparently Unhappy With Simpsons Episode From 16 Years Ago
The NHL was apparently 16 years late in expressing their displeasure over a particular Simpsons episode. In the episode called "The Last Temptation Of Krusty," which aired in Feb. 1998, Krusty The...
View ArticleThe Bride And Groom Did Not Intend To Display This Ice Penis At Their Wedding
One Redditor took a photo of the dolphin ice sculpture that was proudly displayed at his friends' wedding over the weekend. It looked great until the flippers started to melt. Then it looked like this:...
View ArticleWatch These Pups Have Fun In The Sun At A Pooch-Only Pool Party
This pool party is really poppin'! Every year, the Nampa Dog Park in Idaho hosts a puppy party as a fundraiser for the park. Dogs get to splash around the Lakeview Water Park and let go of all their...
View ArticleSofia Vergara And Derek Hough Dance The Night Away At Emmys After-Party
Forget the Emmy awards ... all the exciting stuff goes down at the after-parties. And this video of Sofia Vergara and Derek Hough dancing the night away is the ultimate proof. "Dancing With The Stars"...
View ArticleNikki Glaser Quickly Explains Why Men Telling Women To Smile Is Creepy
Most women do not enjoy being asked to "smile" by a strange man on the street, yet many men have a hard time understanding why that is. In comedian Nikki Glaser's minute-long "Rant" for Now This News,...
View ArticleThis Boston Terrier Is Totally Over His Owner's Drum Playing, So He Takes...
Max the Boston terrier has had ENOUGH. His owner, Ross Whitby, uploaded a YouTube video earlier this month showing the riled-up pup trying to bark Whitby's drum playing into silence. When Max's attempt...
View ArticleWhen 'Thug Notes' Takes On 'The Hunger Games,' The Odds Are In Everyone's Favor
For a while, we thought "Thug Notes" only explained classic works of literature. But we were delightfully wrong. This week, Sparky Sweets PhD (Greg Edwards) explains what was really goin' down in The...
View ArticleALS Donations Set to Skyrocket With Introduction of New "Bucket of Scalding...
The Internet phenomenon known as "The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge," in which nominated participants are filmed as buckets of ice water are dumped over their heads to raise awareness of Amyotrophic lateral...
View ArticleDavid Lynch Does The Most David Lynch Ice Bucket Challenge Ever
There are mere mortals, and then there is David Lynch. While mere mortals throw buckets of ice water on themselves to raise awareness for ALS, David Lynch throws tiny cups of iced coffee atop his...
View ArticleThis Guy Believes The Roof Is A Perfect Place For A Dance Party
Sometimes, you hear a beat, and you just want to bust a move. In this video, when roofer Andrew Wilcox hears some dancey, Latin music in the middle of a roofing job with his brother, he begins to move...
View ArticleAmy Poehler Throws Some Marvelous Shade At How 'Hard' It Is To Be A Guy Today
In this preview clip from next Monday's episode of "The Approval Matrix," Amy Poehler addresses the difficulties men today face with having to be both cool and vulnerable. While struggling to be all...
View ArticleDear NSYNC: What 8-Year-Old Me Had to Say in 1999
By November, 2013, I had lost both of my parents to cancer (that's another story) and was left to clean out the two-story house we rented with nothing but a few friends, some pizzas and a prayer. Not...
View ArticleThis Wood Looks Like Breasts (PHOTO)
This story is a bust. We're knot kidding, see for yourself! Other good puns on this story include these Imgur comments: "Be nice if there was a pun in the caption, wooden tit?" And "it's knot boobs...
View ArticleSorry, Kitty, He's Just Not That Into You
One minute you're the cat's meow and he can't get enough of you, the next, you're chopped liver: "She's so in love with him, he pretends he couldn't care less," the Reddit caption said. Sigh. Story of...
View ArticleSteve Carell And Stephen Colbert Perform 'The Obvious Song' Together At...
Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert are funny on their own, but put them together and they're truly sublime. (This should come as a surprise to exactly zero people.) Here's further proof that these two...
View ArticleTupperware, Shtupperware
I have an embarrassing confession. Last week I was invited to a Tupperware Party. That's not the embarrassing part. The embarrassing part is that I went. It was an invitation I didn't dare refuse. "Go...
View ArticleWhat I Learned From the Final Episode of Chelsea Lately
After a seven-year streak, much to my dismay, Tuesday night was the final Chelsea Lately show. I have watched every episode of this show since it started, and even have some of my favorite episodes...
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