If You Don't Want People To Steal Your Nude Photographs, Then Don't Be Nude...
Have you been reading about this celebrity cell phone hacking scandal, in which young women's private photographs are being stolen and posted on-line? Geez, our country is finally starting to heal from...
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Little Kid's Dance Floor Moves Will Make Your Day -- Nay, Your Year
We've seen a lot of wedding dance videos, spanning choreographed boy band numbers to "Dirty Dancing" show-stoppers and beyond. But this kid, with his Napoleon-Dynamite-meets-Michael-Jackson dance...
View ArticleHere's A List Of All The Ways You Can Die, From A to Z. Be Safe.
You're going to die. Sorry to break it to you, but it's going to happen. The question is, "How?" This morbid, Edward Gorey-esque College Humor video posted Sept. 6 gives us a nursery rhyme list of...
View Article10 Etsy Products No Person Should Own
While there is some quality stuff on Etsy, most of it looks like it a mess of twigs and yarn assembled by a drunk with a hot glue gun. Since Regretsy no longer exists, finding the truly warped crafts...
View Article15 Times Drunk People Totally Nailed It, Or At Least Thought They Did
There is no shortage of great ideas when you're drunk. Everything is totally reasonable, and you're 100 percent positive that your logic is sound. Until the next morning when you've had a chance to...
View Article10 ‘Key And Peele’ Sketches Everyone Should Have Memorized By Now
If you’re not familiar with Key and Peele by now, what the hell’s the matter with you? The genius sketch comedians have had their own show on Comedy Central since 2012, and were previously on MadTV...
View Article'FedEx Fail' Skit Bashes Company's Corporate Sponsorship Of Washington...
There's nothing funny about racism, but the ridiculousness of it is an easy thing to make fun of. The Washington's Redskins controversy has heated up with the start of the NFL's new season, and critics...
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94-Year-Old Grandma Is Just About The Best Flower Girl Around
The role of flower girl usually belongs to a little lady who looks especially cute in a frilly dress -- someone like a niece or the daughter of a good friend. But there's no rule or age limit when it...
View ArticleBill Murray Reveals The Women He'd Choose For 'Ghostbusters 3'
Bill Murray won't be appearing in the upcoming "Ghostbusters III," which is likely to feature a female-centric plot. Instead, he has offered up his top picks for the job. In a recent interview with The...
View ArticlePampered Cats Get Massages, Relax Like Royalty
Sometimes, you just have to treat yourself. And no one seems to know that better than these cats. In this video compilation, uploaded to YouTube on Sept. 7 by mihaifrancu, a bunch of kitties chill out...
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Rosie O'Donnell Covers 'Variety'
Lookin' good, Rosie! One of our favorite queer comedians is posed to make a comeback, and she's setting the stage by covering the latest issue of Variety. On the cusp of Rosie O'Donnel's return to "The...
View ArticleThe 'Real' Reason Starbucks Baristas Spell Your Name Wrong
"My name is Bob," you tell the Starbucks barista. But you aren't surprised when your cup comes back with the scribblings, "Bahwbuh." That's because Starbucks baristas misspell customers names all the...
View ArticleTina Fey Explains How Dealing With Her Three-Year-Old Is Like Working With...
Who knew that working with Alec Baldwin would be the perfect crash course in dealing with a willful three-year-old? Tina Fey explains to David Letterman why she's lucky to have gotten her youngest...
View ArticleA Memo From God to Bob McDonnell
My dearest son Bob Rolex McDonnell, It has come to my attention, despite the bad internet connection we've got up here -- still on dial up I'm afraid -- that you have sinned greatly in your time as...
View ArticleHoward Stern's Perfect Eulogy For Joan Rivers May Be The Dirtiest Thing...
Note: This article contains explicit language. They don't call him a shock jock for nothing. Howard Stern delivered one of the raunchiest eulogies you'll ever hear at Joan Rivers' funeral Sunday. He...
View ArticleTig Notaro Shares How Her 'Masterful' Standup Set Brought Louis C.K. To Tears
Comedian Tig Notaro is 17 years into her career, but her most legendary performance went down two years ago in Los Angeles, and it even brought Louis C.K. to tears. Notaro experienced a slew of tragic...
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Bored Kid At The White House Really Can't Be Bothered With The President
In this Oval Office photo taken taken June 23rd, President Barack Obama visits with a departing United States Secret Service agent and his wife, according to the White House Flickr account. (Official...
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Watch This Baby Bulldog Create An Ice Challenge Of His Own
Move over, ice bucket challenge. According to Rugby, this adorable bulldog pup, all it takes is one single cube to play an amusing game. Watch him poke, sniff and pounce on the ice his owner kindly...
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This Puppy Is Trapped In An Infinite Loop Of Adorableness
Sometimes it's better to watch a confused puppy playfully figure out what's going on rather than help it immediately. This video, posted Sept. 7 by Jesus Camacho, seems to capture one of those times....
View ArticleISIS Launches Canada Unit in Latest Tax Inversion Deal
September X, 2014 -- Now that American icon Burger King has agreed to merge with Canadian coffee chain Tim Hortons in a blatant "screw you" to the U.S. Treasury, the trend of moving abroad to save on...
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