Still Don't Get ‘Inception'? Neither Does This Mom
The only thing more entertaining than a good movie is having your mom recount the details in a total mom way. Joe Nicolosi knows this all too well. First, he had his mother explain "The Matrix," and...
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Dog Candidate Loses Mayoral Race: Politics Are Ruff, But He's Not Giving Up
Einstein the dog joined the Oakland, California, mayoral race, promising to provide a voice -- if a bit of a growly one -- to the city's most overlooked residents. "There is a legitimate reason to...
View ArticleIf A Grown Man Tried To Pull The Same Sh*t 4-Year-Olds Do At Bedtime
"Convos With My 2-Year-Old" is back for its fourth season, now appropriately renamed "Convos With My 4-Year-Old." If you're just catching up, Dad and series creator Matthew Clarke reenacts real...
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8 Skinny-Dipping Tips for Any Inappropriately Nude Occasion
In my new book, Finding Mr. Brightside, the main characters (Juliette and Abram) find themselves having a scandalous skinny-dipping moment in the Atlantic ocean, oops. By no means am I personally...
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The World's Most Slappable Sidekick Isn't So Slappable Anymore
Some people in this world can simply be described as "slappable." You know, like middle-aged men who call their 20-something girlfriends "baby" or couples who push their lapdog around the neighborhood...
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Education Is Not Medicine
One of the popular new reformster talking points is to compare standardized testing to diagnostic testing at the doctor's office (you can find examples here and here). This comparison is total baloney,...
View ArticleBrad Paisley And Carrie Underwood Poke Fun At Taylor Swift During CMA Awards
For the seventh year in a row, Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood hosted the CMA Awards, and their opening monologue was hilarious, as usual. This year, the duo took aim at fellow country stars...
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'The League,' Season 6, Episode 10 Recap: Epi-Sexy
I'm really glad I had the volume up super high when this episode started because it opens with loud sex. Exactly the sounds you want the other people in your house to hear coming from your room when...
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Marc Maron Remembers 'Horrifying' Conversation With Robin Williams About Suicide
Marc Maron's powerful interview with Robin Williams, which he conducted for his "WTF" podcast in April 2010 and re-released this summer, was seen in a new light after the comedian's shocking suicide in...
View Article32 Things No One Wants To Hear After A Breakup
"I never liked him." "You could do so much better." "Now you have time to work on yourself!" Sound familiar? The BuzzFeed video above spotlights the annoying things people say when comforting...
View ArticlePatriotic Toddler Is Devastated Because He Can't Vote
Little Xavier is beyond ready to rock the vote, but he's only 3 years old. When the toddler's mom, Erica, brought him along to the polls in Illinois, he got upset when he learned couldn't cast his own...
View ArticleThese Big Ten Mascots Sure Know How To 'Shake It Off'
Watch Big Ten mascots parody Taylor Swift's "Shake It Off" video, and lament that you're not wearing an oversized head while prancing around to a catchy pop song. Extra points for figuring out which...
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Watch Michelle Obama And The Penguins of 'Madagascar' Bust Myths About Veterans
Michelle Obama wants America to celebrate its veterans, and she's recruited some of her chillest animated friends to get the word out. In a video created by the Got Your 6 campaign, the first lady gave...
View ArticleThere's A Venti's Worth Of Love In This Starbucks Marriage Proposal
Five years ago, Ethan Knapp and Kenna Rusk's love story began at Starbucks when Ethan came in to turn in a job application while Kenna was working. On October 16, Ethan fittingly popped the question to...
View ArticleJerry Seinfeld Says He's On The Autism Spectrum During Interview With Brian...
Jerry Seinfeld sat down with Brian Williams on NBC's "Nightly News" on Thursday and said he believes he has autism. "I think, on a very drawn-out scale, I think I'm on the spectrum," Seinfeld said....
View ArticleJon Stewart Calls Out 'Chickensh*t' Democrats
So how did the Democrats manage to lose so badly in Tuesday's midterm election? With a strategy that Jon Stewart succinctly described as the "chickenshit gambit." "It's named, of course, for Sen....
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Puppy Refuses To Even Consider Waking Up From Nap, Clearly Has His Priorities...
We know who we're going to be emulating this weekend. What a little hero. H/T Tastefully Offensive
View ArticleDaniel Radcliffe Visited An All-Girls School In Japan, All Muggles Proceeded...
You're a heartthrob, Harry. One day while Daniel Radcliffe was promoting his movie "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix," someone thought it would be a good idea to have him go on an episode of...
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