Some People Are Biologically Incapable of Dancing
By Melissa Dahl Follow @melissadahl Most bad dancers have nothing but their own awkwardness and self-consciousness to blame, but for a few, a complete lack of rhythm could have a biological...
View ArticleBen Affleck Jokes 'Gone Girl' Full-Frontal Happened On Cold Set
When accepting an award for your latest film, what better way to use the opportunity than to bring up your now-legendary full-frontal scene? Ron Howard presented the top prize at the Hollywood Film...
View ArticleNick Offerman's Wood Emojis Are Like Regular Ones, Except Harder
If you're tired of the how easy and quick it is to use emojis in your texts, Nick Offerman has the product for you. The "Parks and Recreation" actor's new line of Handcrafted Wood Emojis are everything...
View ArticleNever Start a Relationship in Winter
Winter arrived early like an unwanted relative and dumped record amounts of snow as if to announce, "Put away the jeweled flip-flops, Sweetheart, and grab a coat before you freeze your assets."...
View ArticleMove Over Kim and Khloe, Here Comes Audrey Peanut
Recently, I found myself bemused over a lotto ad at the Union Square subway station. It featured a drawing of a top hat stuffed beyond the brim with wads of cash. Why, I wondered, in the age of Teslas...
View ArticleHow to Survive Your Next First Kiss (In 7 Sexy Steps)
Most of the time we're too drunk/nervous to enjoy our first kiss. This is the case for Juliette in my new book, Finding Mr. Brightside, who struggles with her tendency to vacuum the romance out of the...
View Article6 Dogs Who Are Ready for Thanksgiving Dinner
I'm not sure about any of you, but I'm feeling a little bit like "HOW COULD IT POSSIBLY BE THE HOLIDAY SEASON ALREADY?!" Before we know it, the bird will be going in the oven and we'll be announcing...
View ArticleBill Maher Compares Obama To Bill Cosby And Al Pacino In 'Scarface'
Getting compared to a ninja, "Scarface," "The West Wing" and Bill Cosby in under five minutes is a rare thing few of us can say about ourselves. But now President Barack Obama can. In his "Real Time"...
View ArticleStuck In An Elevator? Better Start Belting Out Some Aerosmith Tunes (VIDEO)
Deep tracks only, you guys. In a video uploaded to YouTube on Saturday, a group of college kids at the University of the West of England in Bristol became stuck in an elevator. According to Reddit user...
View ArticleJennifer Lawrence Crashes Woody Harrelson's 'SNL' Monologue
Woody Harrelson got some extra support from his "Hunger Games" co-stars when Liam Hemsworth, Josh Hutcherson and Jennifer Lawrence crashed his opening monologue on "SNL" on Saturday. After mentioning...
View ArticleJoseph K., or Your Average Joe?
What's the difference between your average Joe and Joseph K, the anti-hero of Kafka's famous The Trial. Not much it turns out and that plainly was Kafka's point. K is the ne plus ultra of everyman and...
View ArticleBill Cosby's Lawyer Issues Statement On Sexual Assault Allegations
Bill Cosby will not comment on sexual assault allegations against him that have come under renewed public scrutiny, his lawyer said in a statement Sunday. "Over the last several weeks, decade-old,...
View Article'Breaking Bad' 'Frozen' Parody Asks 'Do You Want To Build A Meth Lab?'
In April, Jesse Pinkman answered the question, "Do you want to build a snowman?" in the way only he could. Now, Walter White is at his door with a far more sinister proposal. Forcefully reminding a...
View ArticleArms Control: Stopping a Silent Scourge
Ally Dalton is ready for her close-up. In the wake of the notorious New York City catcalling video, the 36-year-old website designer has discovered her life's mission: to warn women and young girls...
View ArticleThese Lonely Dogs Have To Tuck Themselves Into Bed And It's Adorable
These dogs have put in a hard day working like a ... well, a dog. Now all these pups want is to climb into bed and have a well-deserved snooze. But without human assistance the pooches are left to...
View ArticleAlien Message From Space: We Want Dr. Matt Taylor's Bowling Shirt!
In a remarkable development, scientists have received a message from deep space in which aliens want to know how and where they can get the bowling shirt of hot, scantily-clad women worn by Rosetta...
View ArticleThe Holderness Family Tackles Turkey Day With 'All About That Baste' Parody
Since rising to viral fame with their holiday-themed video X-mas Jammies in 2013, the Holderness family has covered Father's Day, Independence Day, Halloween, and more. So it's no surprise that the...
View ArticleWild Dance Moves Prove These Older Folks Will Turn Down For NOTHING
No one is too old to have a dance party -- and these people are perfect examples. In this supercut from Tastefully Offensive, these folks' moves sync up seamlessly with Lil Jon's "Turn Down For What,"...
View Article20 Social Media Posts People Wish They Could Take Back (NSFW)
We've all experienced that sinking feeling in the depths of our souls after sending an email, text, or tweet to the wrong person. It sucks. The worst. "How will I ever go on in life?" you ask yourself....
View Article26 Real Size Comparisons That Will Break Your Brain
Most of the time, we're so stuck in our monkeysphere that it's easy to forget how small we really are. But nothing like a good visual will remind you what an insignificant sack of meat you are. We...
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