So A Gummy Bear Onesie Exists And We Don't Know How To Feel
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View ArticleAnd You Thought Your Breakup Was Bad
Official Comedy's latest web series arrives just in time for Valentine's Day, or Anti-Valentine's Day, actually. It's called "Love's A Bitch" and you can check out episode one, "Happy Birthday, By The...
View ArticleBobsledders Have A Dance-Off In Olympic Village
From the looks of bobsledder Lolo Jones' latest Vine, the Olympic Village seems like one awesome party. While the first women's Olympic bobsled event doesn't start until Sunday, Jones' teammate Jazmine...
View ArticleIt Turns Out Barack Obama's French Is Pretty Bad
Whenever French President Francois Hollande travels to an anglophone country, the ever-critical French media stands ready to scrutinize every English word the leader speaks. And so it went this week,...
View Article'Broad City' Is The Best New Show You're Not Watching
Not all TV shows about white girls in Brooklyn are created equal. Some land on HBO and inspire thousands of words worth of think-pieces. Others, instead, nuzzle into a Wednesday night time slot on...
View ArticleA Single Person's Guide To Owning Valentine's Day
Valentine's Day is nearly upon us, and it can be a rough day for singletons. It hardly seems like everyone's in a relationship until Feb. 14, and then, suddenly, they are. If you're flying solo for...
View ArticleJoe Biden To Appear On Seth Meyers' First 'Late Night' Show
Vice President Joe Biden will help welcome Seth Meyers to the "Late Night" desk, appearing as a guest on the Saturday Night Live alum's first show. Meyers is taking over NBC's "Late Night" on Feb. 24,...
View ArticleCuddling With Carlin: A Sort-of/Kind-of Valetine's Special
Like most devoted bloggers, I took two months off of writing about my webseries for The Huffington Post. Oops! So... there was Jon, and Scott, and Jeremy R., and Akin, and Trey, and Joe, and Lukas, and...
View ArticleAn (Over-The-Top) Guide to Reading Into Your Child's Valentines
For the first time in well over a decade, I have pre-Valentines Day jitters. The typical woman panics: Will I get long stem roses at the office? Will he finally change his Facebook relationship status?...
View ArticleThe Funny Thermometer
Ever use one of those newfangled temperature-takers? We bought one a month ago. No one was sick, so it was never unbubbled. Then one night I started shivering. "I need that funny thermometer," I said....
View Article23 Rejected Candy Hearts That Were Too Truthful To Make The Cut
We love candy hearts as much as the next guy, but we have to admit: the messages imprinted on the sweet little candies could use some updating. ("TOO HOT" and "LUV ME" just don't pack the same punch...
View ArticleWhat Shows To Stream On Netflix If You're Single This Valentine's Day
This year, Valentine's Day falls on a Friday. While for couples that probably means a romantic night out on the town, the single folks out there may need a little more help avoiding excessive Facebook...
View ArticleGOP Lawmaker With Drunken Boating Rap Sheet Likes Crazy Plan To Shut Down The...
A spy agency without running water certainly can't have clean hands. Maryland's House of Delegates is now considering a bill that would prohibit state agencies, contractors and employees from providing...
View ArticleThis Amazing Bar Mitzvah Invitation Goes Musical...In Spanish (VIDEO)
Hold onto your kippa, because this is awesome. In what will undoubtedly join the internet club of outlandish and awesome Bar Mitzvah invitations, YouTube user Mathias Schu uploaded a video that took...
View ArticleOctopus Steals Camera To Take A Few Cephalopod Selfies (VIDEO)
This Giant Pacific octopus got a little hands-y (or arm-y) with a cameraman at Bluefish Cove near Carmel, Calif. Watch as the eight-armed beauty reaches out to grab the camera, and then accidentally...
View ArticleThe Urban Girl's Dictionary
A guide to words I wish were part of our common vernacular. miu miu: a designer cat's purr BILF: Beverly Hills Housewife I'd Like To Fight (see also, Carlton Gebbia) barre tab: a monthly budget...
View Article'Full House Without Michelle' Makes The Rest Of The Characters Look Insane
Would "Full House" have been a better show without the cast's littlest member? There's only one way to find out ... Luckily, someone went to the trouble to create a YouTube channel, appropriately...
View ArticleDear People Who Were Popular In High School: It Doesn't Get Better
High school can be Hell, but we all know that it gets better after graduation... For some people, anyway. In this parody PSA from Jason Headley, you'll hear some all-too-true testimonials from former...
View ArticleDog Is The Worst At Playing Catch
Kiwi the Yorkie puppy is all heart, but he's just not very good at playing catch. Sometimes, though, determination means a lot more than talent. Watch Kiwi triumph over adversity above. Via Reddit
View Article'Reality Bites' 20 Years Later: Why Lelaina Will Always Be Our Fave Girl Crush
Tuesday, Feb. 18, marks the 20th anniversary of one of the quintessential '90s films: "Reality Bites." The movie has the perfect cast -- including Janeane Garofalo, Ethan Hawke, Steve Zahn and Ben...
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