Lindsey Graham Challenger Calls The Senator 'Ambiguously Gay'
Police officer and political novice Dave Feliciano, who is contesting the Republican primary to unseat Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.), said on the steps of the South Carolina state House Thursday that...
View ArticleInventor Of Web Astounded By All The Cats Online
Tim Berners-Lee, inventor of the World Wide Web, is both worried and optimistic about the future of his creation. In celebration of the WWW’s 25th anniversary on March 12, Berners-Lee took some time to...
View ArticleSorry, Wrong Number
I work as a singing telegram delivery girl in New York City. It's the day job I have that allows me to pursue my passions for comedy and writing. The other day, I was uptown doing a job at a...
View ArticleThese Breakup Lines Will Make You Glad You're Single
We all know breakin' up is hard to do -- there's even a song dedicated to it -- but some people are clearly better at pulling the cord than others. So we asked our readers, "What's the harshest breakup...
View ArticleRashad Charjuan Owens Named As Suspect In SXSW Car Crash
The Austin Police Department has named Rashad Charjuan Owens, 21, as the suspected driver of a car that crashed into a crowd during the South By Southwest festival in Austin, Texas. Two people were...
View ArticleTeen's Instagram Tribute To His Sick Great Grandma Needs No Filter
When Louisville, Ky., teen, Zach Belden, created an Instagram account for his great grandma, he had no idea how big of a following it would attract, WDRB reported. Grandma Betty is dying of cancer, so...
View ArticleIf March Was Your Boyfriend, You'd Totally Be Broken Up By Now
Do you still trust March? If it were your boyfriend, you'd probably be done with the relationship by now. That idea drives UCB Comedy's latest sketch about what would happen if you had to date the...
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The Chris Gethard Show Keeps SXSW Comedy Weird
"Last call for Hepatitus C!" Shannon O'Neill announced from the sold-out crowd as audience members lined up to dip spoons into the gray plastic tub overflowing with 20 gallons of ice cream, a couple...
View ArticleThree Grandmas Read The Lyrics To Beyonce's 'Drunk In Love' And Can Barely...
Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably heard Beyonce's hit song "Drunk in Love," featuring Kanye West. Seriously, even these three Grandmas have heard it. However, they weren't exactly...
View ArticleColbert Now Intrigued By Colorado Pot Industry Because Capitalism Trumps...
Staunch capitalist Stephen Colbert normally wouldn't go for anything as liberal as pot legalization, but Colorado's booming industry has him thinking twice about "Ganjaprenuers." "If pot were so safe,...
View ArticleJason Bateman Was Glad To Direct 'Bad Words' Because It's 'A Little More...
BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. (AP) — After audiences see Jason Bateman's new movie, "Bad Words," the actor, who makes his feature-film directorial debut with the comedy, will have one question: "Do I need to...
View ArticleRelive The Most Memorable Musical Episodes That TV Has To Offer
Once upon a time, musicals were for the elderly. Back in the day, kids didn't want to watch choreographed song and dance on the television. As "Glee" approaches its 100th episode, it's clear that...
View ArticleThis Video Proves First World Problems Aren't Real Issues
Having trouble ordering pizza? Tell that to the starving children of the world. That's the jarring message of "Domino's Pizza Complaints," a YouTube video released earlier this week that juxtaposes...
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Someone Needs To Make This App That Kills Awkward Party Convos
Everyone knows the feeling of being stuck in an awkward conversation with someone terrible at a party. But what if there was a way out? What if all you needed to do was subtly tap on the back of your...
View ArticleI'm Pretty Sure I Sort of Know What I'm Talking About: Or, the Sociology of...
It's possible that the new Tyler Perry movie isn't horrible. And it doesn't matter when you're reading this essay. There is always a new Tyler Perry movie. In the commercial for Tyler Perry's The...
View Article17 St. Patrick's Day Someecards That Will Help You Get Lucky
A Pot o' gold, a pint of Guinness, a hilarious Someecard? What else would you ever want on St. Patrick's Day?! We rounded up the funniest St. Patty's Day Someecards we could find. Send, send away!
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The Worst Little Town in America
This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking! Have you ever wondered how corrupt a place would have to be to compel an awesome power to swoop in and just wipe it off the...
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A Grandpa's Guide to Internet Fame
Many people ask me how, at age 78, I managed to accumulate such internet popularity. The web is a young people's game, they say. But I beg to differ. When you're my age, becoming a viral sensation is...
View Article'Die Hard' Has Finally Been Recreated With Pugs And Teddy Bears
"Die Hard" is basically one of the best tough-guy movies ever, but what happens when it gets ... cute? The Pet Collective has recreated the action film in a three-minute video that stars not Bruce...
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There Ain't No Party Like A Divorce Party, And Here's Proof
Think bachelor and bachelorette parties are the be-all and end-all in debauchery? You've obviously never been to a divorce party. Below, 11 divorce parties that will give you something to look forward...
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