13 Struggles Of Being A College Tour Guide
Being a tour guide definitely has its perks. For starters, you're a wealth of knowledge that will guarantee you a victory at any trivia challenge on campus. You're a role model for prospective students...
View ArticleDid This Dutch Interview Just Go Horribly Wrong?
When conducting an interview, it's often best to test the waters. Then again, if you're looking to make a splash, the all-in method is surprisingly effective. Just ask this Dutch host, who was filming...
View ArticleJohn Kerry Seen Going Door to Door, Offering to Broker Peace Deals
In an unusual development, Secretary of State John Kerry has been seen going door to door offering to broker peace deals for anyone who is interested. "He just showed up at my house the other day and...
View ArticleThe Entire Anna Kendrick Episode Of 'SNL' In Two Minutes
Last week, NBC released a time lapse of the transformation of Studio 6B into the new "Tonight Show" set. Now they're giving us a look at the excitement that goes on in Studio 8H on Saturday nights...
View Article'Game Of Goats' Is The Mother Of All Internet Gifts To Fans
Finally, lovers of both "Game of Thrones" and goats can rest easy, because.... "Game of Goats." Yes, the combination of combinations has been presented by yours truly, the Internet, and now ewe can all...
View ArticleAimee Mann & Ted Leo's 'Milwaukee' Video Is A Classic Uncle Band Takeover
"Every drummer I know is in, like, nine bands right now." Ain't it the truth, Ted Leo! Leo and Aimee Mann, or as they are they calling this collaboration, The Both, released the video for their single...
View ArticleThere's No Headline That Can Do This Cringeworthy 'Social Media' Song Justice
A social media enthusiast who doubles as a jazz saxophonist and worship leader decided to write a song about social media. What happened next will restore your faith in humanity. Or take that faith and...
View ArticleBatkid Takes Break From Fighting Crime To Throw Out First Pitch At SF Giants'...
Last time we checked in with the 5-year-old cancer survivor, Miles Scott, aka Batkid, a mystery donor had bought him a billboard so that he could watch over San Francisco at all times. Now, he's back...
View ArticleRussia to Build 'Wall of Freedom'
Vladimir Putin, in a closed door speech to the Duma, announced that in keeping with his aim of bringing back the glories of the Soviet Union, would build the "Wall of Freedom" to keep out the corroding...
View ArticleConfessions of a $20 Bill
Thank you so much for giving me First Amendment rights, Antonin, you greedy, arrogant douchebag. Who said I wanted to speak? Nobody consulted me. All these years I've been silent and happy in a wallet...
View Article'Game of Meows' Is Exactly What You Think It Is. You're Welcome.
If you thought "Game of Thrones" could not get any better, you thought wrong... because "Game of Thrones" is infinitely better with teeny tiny weensy bitty adorable precious kittens. Don't believe us?...
View ArticleYou've Never Known Love Until You've Heard A Baby Sloth Squeak (VIDEO)
Are you ready for a magnificently enjoyable minute? Lucky Cooke, the author of The Power Of The Sloth, released one of the most adorable sloth videos ever this week. Cooke, the founder of Slothville...
View ArticlePranked Professor Stephen Barrows: Students Will Receive 'Benefits' For...
Thinking of an epic April Fool's Day prank is no easy feat. Sure, the "I'm pregnant" gag has been around for a while, but one college student's execution left her professor totally stunned. Aquinas...
View ArticleHere Are The Origins Of The Internet's Most Meme-orable Memes
Ah, memes, the Internet doth love you. However, do you know the origins of all your favorites? Not just the television series or film, but the exact episode or movie scene in which they were born? For...
View ArticleThe Daily Show: Why Won't Univision Say ‘ObamaCare Will Kill My Abuelita?'...
Al Madrigal has had it with Telemundo and Univision’s blatant liberal bias as they attempt to force feed Latinos information on ObamaCare, or something like that. "The Daily Show’s" Latino...
View Article'The Simpsons' Launches On FXX With Longest Continuous Marathon Ever
FXX is planning 12 days that will put that Christmas song to shame. This summer, the FXX network will launch "The Simpsons" in style with a 12 day marathon, showing all 552 episodes consecutively. The...
View ArticleYou Can Now Use Emojis To Search On Yelp, And It's Not As Pointless As It Sounds
For the hungry and the lazy, hunting down the perfect slice of pizza just got better, thanks to the ingenious merging of Yelp and emojis. Yelp released a new feature on its mobile app in late March, in...
View Article13 Things Running Through Our Heads Now That Colbert Is Replacing Letterman
When CBS announced that Stephen Colbert will be taking over David Letterman's time slot when he retires in 2015, our brains exploded, reassembled and then went into overdrive. Here are just a few of...
View ArticleWhat If House Republicans Cared About Climate Change? (VIDEO)
Have you ever envisioned an alternate reality in which the majority of House Republicans not only accepted the reality of man-made climate change but also saw it as an urgent national priority? Now you...
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