11 Things You Learn After Spending A Week With Neil Patrick Harris
The following article is provided by Rolling Stone. By BRIAN HIATT Sadly, Neil Patrick Harris didn't show up for his Rolling Stone interviews tripping on mushrooms, Harold and Kumar-style. But senior...
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Find Out The (Totally Fake) Stories Behind Your Favorite GIFs
The great thing about GIFs is that they are short, sweet and straight to the laughs. But have you ever wondered why that man looks so confused, or why that dog is barking at that lettuce? (Of course...
View ArticleWatch 'Kill Bill' Fight Scene Reenacted By Kids Side-By-Side With The Original
The Copperhead-Black Mamba fight scene from Quentin Tarantino's "Kill Bill Vol. 1" is easily one of the best from the film. Thanks to filmmaker Bobby Burns, that scene just got an impressive, pint-size...
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How to Raise A Perfect Child
In case you didn't know, there is only one way to parent. Deviating from the right way will result in kids who are not only unhealthy, unintelligent, and immoral, but will grow up to be lower middle...
View Article'Kittens In Space' Is A Really Real Music Video You Need To See
Okay, so this is a real music video from Jonathan Mann called "Kittens In Space," and the title isn't misleading. There are kittens. They are in space. They go on adventures. Did we forget to mention...
View ArticleGeorge R.R. Martin Writes 'Game Of Thrones' Books On Ancient DOS Computer
With books as long and intricate as George R.R. Martin's "A Song of Fire and Ice" series, you'd expect the him to have the newest, most efficient writing programs. That's definitely not the case. The...
View ArticleIf You've Been Attacked By A Monster, Godzilla Lawyer Can Help YOU Get...
Have you or your business been attacked by kaiju or any other kind of monster? Then you might be entitled to money. Call Jorge Rivers (Thomas Lennon), Godzilla Attorney. He'll fight for YOU. Check the...
View ArticleYada Yada Yada Here Are The 16 Greatest 'Seinfeld' Quotes Of All Time
"Seinfeld" may have ended 16 years ago on May 14, 1998, but we're still quoting the show today. In honor of the 16th anniversary of the finale, here is a compilation of the 16 greatest "Seinfeld"...
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Your Guide To Why 'Conan' Will Be With Us Through 2018
Four more years! Four more years! TBS on Wednesday announced that it will commit to late-night host Conan O’Brien through 2018. After his stint on NBC’s “The Tonight Show” ended in 2010, O’Brien went...
View Article'Forrest Gump' And 8-Bit Go Together Like Peas And Carrots
CineFix has morphed a number of our favorite films into 8-bit shorts -- "The Hobbit," "The Big Lebowski" and "Elf" to name a few -- and their latest old school video game-formatted retelling is...
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Everyone Can Go Home Now, This GIF Puts The Culkin-Gosling Shirt Thing To Rest
It all began on Sunday, when the internet changed forever (for the one millionth time). Macaulay Culkin's band Pizza Underground tweeted out this photo of Culkin sporting a tee featuring actor Ryan...
View ArticleUkraine is Putin's Blueberry Hill!
Remember when everyone went nuts over Vladimir Putin playing piano and singing Blueberry Hill at a charity event a few years back? What if Putin was really singing about his plans for Ukraine?! Sure it...
View Article'Convos With My 2-Year-Old' Tackles The Hard Task Of Explaining Time To Toddlers
Most kids ask for a pony at least once in their lives. Coco, the inspiration behind the "Convos With My 2-Year-Old" series, wants an elephant. Coco's dad, Matthew Clarke, plays himself and full-grown...
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Your Parents SO Did It On An Ikea Bed
Picture your parents having sex. OK, sorry. Picture instead the bed or other furniture they had sex on to produce you. A little more abstract and easier to take? Good, 'cause Ikea wants you to be...
View ArticleInterview with a Climate Vampire
Last week your Intrepid Reporter (IR) sat down with Jackson Partwhit (JP), Media Director of the Climatewatch Institute. IR: Mr. Partwhit, it says here that the mission of Climatewatch is to "Confuse...
View ArticleLaughing Parrots Sound Eerily Like Women -- And Are Incredibly Creepy (VIDEO)
Warning: This video might ruffle your feathers. Why? Because what you are hearing are the sounds of parrots, and not a couple of women who are overly excited about trash. The birds' eerie ability to...
View ArticleColbert Calls 'Bullshit' On Amazon's Latest Moneymaker
If you were thinking of taking a picture of your cat on a white background, forget it. Amazon owns that. Not the cat, but photographs of things on white backgrounds. Sound silly and implausible? Then...
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Stolen Moment of the Week: Pizza Underground at UCB
Who: The Pizza Underground Where: Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre, 307 W 26th St, New York, NY When: May 12, 2014 What: The Pizza Underground after performing on the All Music Edition of Whiplash....
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Subway Rats Are Actually The Ultimate New Yorkers, So Stop Hating
Nobody wants rats in the subway for some reason. We've tried trapping them, poisoning them, sterilizing them, siccing dogs on them, stabbing them with pitchforks. Something bothers us about their bald...
View Article'I Date The Mime' Is The Ace Of Base Parody You Didn't Know You Needed
Dating a mime can be complicated, mostly because they can't speak. But that doesn't mean you can't have a whirlwind romance with a man who paints his own face. And it's even better if you set it to the...
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