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How To Avoid Awkward Holiday Conversations About Weed

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Dinner with your family should never turn into an episode of "Crossfire," especially over a plant.

If you're looking for ways to steer clear of controversial subjects this holiday season, Funny Or Die has you covered.

Watch how one woman gets out of listening to her D.A.R.E. program-loving parents and progressive older siblings with one simple trick (that happens to involve a fake death).

Why Do We Decorate Dead Trees?

Daddy-Daughter Duo Bust Serious Moves In Adorable Old School Dance Battle

The Ugliest Ugly Christmas Sweaters Of The Season

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This is one of the ugliest Christmas seasons in recent memories -- and that's the way some clothing retailers want it.

Sales of Christmas sweaters purposely designed to be ugly are looking pretty good at this point, according to the companies that make them.



However, daring fashionistas who want to push the style envelope may want to take the advice of Tricia Eichler, the director of merchandising at AllPosters.com, which sells T-shirts that look like ugly Christmas sweaters, but without the itch.

"If you really want to be a maverick of ugly Christmas sweaters, wear one for Christmas in July," she told HuffPost. "Now that’s true pioneering."












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Kevin Hart Responds To Slam In Sony Email Leak

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Kevin Hart's name has come up more than once in leaked email conversations between Sony Pictures executives that have become public in the wake of a massive hack of the company. As Defamer reported on Wednesday, one thread included Sony Screen Gems president Clint Culpepper writing that Hart would likely play ball with the studio when it came to marketing a new movie on social media, despite the actor's demands for more money. "I'm not saying he's a whore," Culpepper wrote, "but he's a whore."

On Thursday, Hart posted a note to his Instagram page that while not explicitly referencing Culpepper's comment, did address his brand and career.

"I OWN MY BRAND ... I MAKE SMART DECISIONS FOR MY BRAND ... which is why I'm able to brush ignorance off of my shoulder and continue to move forward," Hart wrote. "I refuse to be broken people ... with that being said it's now time for me to get back to building this empire that I've always dreamed of!!!"

HuffPost Entertainment contacted Sony Pictures to see if Culpepper had any comment on Hart's note. This post will be updated if and when they respond. Hart's next film, "The Wedding Ringer," is out on Jan. 16 via Screen Gems.

#KnowYourselfWorth #HustleHart #MogulMindset

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These Are Stephen Colbert's Final Guests

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Goodbye, Nation. "The Colbert Report" has announced the guests for Stephen Colbert's last week of shows. Seth Rogen will appear on Monday, Dec. 15, Kendrick Lamar on Tuesday, Dec. 16, National Book Award winner Phil Klay on Wednesday, Dec. 17, and Grimmy, Colbert's "lifelong friend," on Thursday, Dec. 18.

Colbert is set to take over "The Late Show" next year after David Letterman wraps things up in May. CNN speculates a start date for the new host will happen at the end of that month, which is also close to the end of sweeps, or in early June.

"The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore" will replace Colbert's show and premiere on Monday, Jan. 19.

Watch Shaquille O'Neal Use An Easy-Bake Oven Like An All-Star

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An Easy-Bake Oven is about nine inches tall and Shaquille O'Neal wears a size 22 shoe. None of this matters. The retired athlete, talented actor and beloved tall guy knows how to work the itty-bitty baking device I always wanted for Hanukkah.

While cutely sporting a singing santa hat, Shaq whips up two holiday recipes in the Easy-Bake Oven. To make bread pudding, one of Shaq's "favorite recipes," Big Shamrock says you must "stir it up homeboy style" with a whisk.


The Watercooler

Next, Shaq says he likes to prepare tea cakes when he invites his bros to come over to lounge and watch TV. Though he gets a little stage fright and ends up dropping this dish inside the oven, he promises the cakes are absolutely delicious. How could you not believe him?


The Watercooler

At the end of the video, Shaq asks viewers to donate to the 14.7 million children who will wake up on Christmas without a gift. You can make a difference by visiting Toysrus.com/ToysForTots here.

H/t: Eater

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Sony Pictures Hires Kim Jong-Un to Direct, Star in 'Spider-Man 3'

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In a surprising move, Sony Pictures Entertainment has hired North Korean leader Kim Jong-un to direct and star in The Amazing Spider-Man 3, the latest sequel in the movie studio's superhero franchise. "We at Sony are delighted to be working with such a talented, visionary, and handsome person as Kim Jong-un," said Sony spokesbot Millard Cappistonic. "The ideas he will bring to the next Spider-Man are extraordinary and may revolutionize film as we know it. And did we mention that he's handsome?"

According to Hollywood insiders, the story for the next Spider-Man movie -- which will be known as The Amazing Respected Comrade and Supreme Leader Spider-Man -- will involve hero Peter Parker (played by Jong-un) swiftly rising to the position of All-Powerful Commander of the Former United States and then teaming up with Kim Jong-un (played by Jong-un, in a dual role) to destroy their capitalist enemies. "It's certainly a different take on the Spider-Man legend," explains fanboy Roland Wisetully, who read a leaked online version of the script.

(SPOILER ALERT!) Spider-Man kills Gwen Stacy as a traitor "for all ages" because she was planning some kind of coup although that coup is never explained. Also, Spider-Man's costume is really just kind of a military uniform with the word "webs" written on it. And roughly half the script depicts North Korean women weeping and fainting at the sight of Spider-Man while Seth Rogen and James Franco are pistol-whipped. To be honest, it doesn't exactly fit into the Marvel universe, but it does sound better than The Amazing Spider-Man 2.

Notre Dame Student's Recreation Of Sia's 'Chandelier' Video Is Hilariously, Awkwardly Perfect

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A bewigged, pink-tutued student at the University of Notre Dame recently pranced around campus performing a "live" rendition of Sia’s “Chandelier” music video.

The results were perfectly awkward and 100 percent hilarious.

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In a video of the performance, which has gone viral this week, student Henry Long is seen wearing a nude-hued leotard and pink tutu as he dances and spins his way through the Notre Dame campus, baffling and amusing plenty of students in his wake.

How close was Long’s performance to the real thing? Watch the Sia music video below and judge for yourself.

The 19 Worst Movies Of 2014, According To Rotten Tomatoes

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Finding ourselves at the jolliest time of the year -- the season where all the talk is about Oscar nominations and best performances -- it really is devilishly delightful to remember that not all movies were created equal. Some may have had millions of dollars at their disposal and even starred Hollywood's biggest names, but that doesn't mean they were worth the price of admission or the time away from family, friends or vacuuming your room.

Looks like Johnny Depp, Diane Keaton and Mark Wahlberg couldn't save these movies from the biting words of top reviewers. Nic Cage gets a special shout out for having two films on this list. Below, find the 19 worst-reviewed movies of 2014 -- and remember, we still have 20 days left in the year!

All box office figures from North America unless noted (via Box Office Mojo); movies must have more than 15 reviews on Rotten Tomatoes to be considered.

19. "Sabotage"
sabo
Total box office: $10.5 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 19%
Sample review: "I don't know what [David] Ayer is trying to prove by dunking the camera in spilled guts and having it linger over charred and frozen corpses." -- Wesley Morris, Grantland

18. "Transcendence"
transcendence
Total box office: $23 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 19%
Sample review: "Remember when paycheck-hungry actors were accused of phoning in a performance? Johnny Depp spins that for millennials in 'Transcendence' by Skpying in his performance." -- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

17. "Devil's Due"
devil
Total box office: $15.8 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 18%
Sample review: "A disjointed and unconvincing movie that is also embarrassingly derivative of 'Paranormal Activity.'" -- Rafer Guzman, Newsday

16. "And So It Goes"
so it goes
Total box office: $15.2 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 18%
Sample review: "None of this is remotely funny. It's actually kind of sad." -- Steven Rea, Philadelphia Inquirer

15. "Transformers: Age of Extinction"
extinction
Total box office: $245.4 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 18%
Sample review: "If it truly takes this long to save the world from the depredations of robots that turn into muscle cars, it may be that the world is no longer worth saving." -- Christopher Orr, The Atlantic

14. "Ride Along"
ride
Total box office: $134.1 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 17%
Sample review: "Nothing in the movie makes sense, but I prefer to think that 'Ride Along' is just a badly told joke, rather than an insult to its audience." -- David Denby, The New Yorker

13. "Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return"
oz
Total box office: $8.5 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 16%
Sample review: "[A] crass, cheap, hack-job cash-grab." -- Jordan Hoffman, New York Daily News

12. "Endless Love"
endless
Total box office: $23.4 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 15%
Sample review: "Might as well be one long montage of yearning gazes, tender kisses and lovers splashing in sundry bodies of water like playful otters." -- Claudia Puig, USA Today

11. "Rage"
rage
Total box office: N/A
Rotten Tomatoes score: 14%
Sample review: "It's hard to say this is the worst film Nicolas Cage has ever made - there are just too many contenders to choose from. But it's near the bottom." -- Tom Long, Detroit News

10. "Blended"
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Total box office: $46.3 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 14%
Sample review: "Another year has passed, and so, as with the cold inevitability of death, another Adam Sandler movie is upon us." -- Philip Brown, Globe and Mail

9. "Winter's Tale"
winters tale
Total box office: $12.6 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 13%
Sample review: "'Winter's Tale' is preposterous twaddle. Use it as a date movie only if you don't love the one you're with." -- Peter Travers, Rolling Stone

8. "The Nut Job"
nut job
Total box office: $64.2 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 10%
Sample review: "The whole thing looks like a video game you'd rather not play." -- Wesley Morris, Grantland

7. "Vampire Academy"
vamp
Total box office: $7.8 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 9%
Sample review: "This is a garbage heap of weak quips, delivered by an assortment of pretty boys and girls and amped up with some cheesy moments of animal cruelty." -- J. R. Jones, Chicago Reader

6. "Grace of Monaco"
grace
Total box office: N/A ($22 million worldwide)
Rotten Tomatoes score: 9%
Sample review: "It is almost perversely impressive how Dahan misses almost every target and squanders almost every opportunity." -- Stephen Dalton, The Hollywood Reporter

5. "A Haunted House 2"
haunted house
Total box office: $17.3 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 8%
Sample review: "'A Haunted House 2' is not a movie. It is a nervous breakdown." -- Bilge Ebiri, New York Magazine/Vulture

4. "Are You Here"
are you here
Total box office: N/A
Rotten Tomatoes score: 7%
Sample review: "It's so formless, awkward and jarringly directed it's almost unwatchable." -- Claudia Puig, USA Today

3. "The Legend of Hercules"
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Total box office: $18.8 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 3%
Sample review: "The dialogue isn't dubbed, but is written and delivered so indifferently that it might as well have been." -- Ignatiy Vishnevetsky, AV Club

2. "I, Frankenstein"
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Total box office: $19.1 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 3%
Sample review: "Incoherent, ugly and lacking in any kind of flash or dazzle." -- Alonso Duralde, TheWrap

1. "Left Behind"
left behind
Total box office: $14 million
Rotten Tomatoes score: 2%
Sample review: "At best, 'Left Behind' is shoddily made sensationalist propaganda-with atrocious acting-that barely registers as entertainment. At worst, it's profoundly moronic." -- Lindsey Bahr, Entertainment Weekly

'LEGO Movie' Directors Are Sad About One Golden Globes Snub

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Phil Lord and Chris Miller had a pretty great 2014. The duo directed "The LEGO Movie," which was tied for the third-highest Rotten Tomatoes rating of any movie released this year, "22 Jump Street" and "Moonquake Lake." If you haven't heard of that third film, it's because "Moonquake Lake" doesn't actually exist. Newly minted Golden Globe nominee Quvenzhané Wallis watches the fake movie, which has Lord and Miller credited as directors, in Sony's forthcoming "Annie" remake. ("Moonquake Lake" is a play on "Twilight" that even has a theme song.) To celebrate Lord and Miller's very real Golden Globes nomination for Best Animated Feature Film for "The LEGO Movie," the directors spoke to HuffPost Entertainment about awards season and the egregious lack of recognition for "Moonquake."

The old cliché is that people are woken up by awards nominations. How did you find out?

Phil Lord: We were woken up by the anticipation of being woken up. I always wake up about five minutes before my alarm. Today, I woke up 20 minutes before. I sat there, twiddling my thumbs on Twitter.

Chris Miller: I was in my pajamas, but I really wanted to have an old-timey stocking cap, like you'd see in old movies. But I couldn't find one so I was in regular pajamas. It was a good way to be woken up. One of the top ways.

"The LEGO Movie" was one of the best-reviewed movies of the year. Did you expect this kind of awards recognition?

CM: We are anxious people generally, but also this has been a great year for animation. There are many, many great films. More films that are worthy than there are spots for nominations. We weren't taking anything for granted, that's for sure. Being included in the group was really special.

What are you looking forward to about the Globes?

CM: I'm excited to see Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting in person. The Golden Globes are one of the more fun ones, because there's television and movies together and there's a bar. So people get a little crazy. It feels a little looser than the other ones.

PL: It feels more like the Hollywood of the '60s and '70s. People would drink in the middle of the day a lot more. Chris and I are also going to really mix it up this year with the dress code and wear tuxedoes.

CM: What a wild choice.

PL: This is a scoop!

CM: He's a merry prankster, always shaking up the system.

Have you enjoyed taking this movie around to awards events during the last month?

PL: It's weird that there's an awards campaign for something called "The LEGO Movie." That's just wonderful. But it's really fun to talk about the movie with people. It's fun to make something that makes people want to discuss. It's nice to be able to accompany a film with a commentary. So, for us, we like talking directly to people who have seen the movie and are thinking about it.

Who is the most surprising person you've found that loves the film?

CM: We just read that Tilda Swinton was a big fan of "The LEGO Movie," and that tickled us. We're big fans of hers, and that was somewhat unexpected. That was a real delight.

PL: We haven't met her, but we did stalk her at the Governors Awards.

As happy as you must be about the Golden Globes nomination, how do you feel about "Moonquake Lake" being ignored?

PL: We're really disappointed, but we made it for the fans. I know that we'll win the award in their heart.

PL: We'll get them the next time.

CM: "Moonquake Lake," we're envisioning as a four-part series. Although we might split the fourth movie into three movies. So, as many as seven films.

PL: The "Moonquake" fans, or "Quakers," are a very powerful lobbying group. So, I will see you at the People's Choice Awards.

Mistletoe Kissing Stunt Earns This Guy All Of The Smooches

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A college student and aspiring comedian recently outfitted himself with a homemade PVC-pipe “mistletoe kissing contraption” and hit up the streets of Chicago to see what would happen.

What could go wrong, right?

Well, as it turns out, not much: YouTube prankster Blake Grigsby -- whom you might recognize from “Drive-By Compliments” and other viral videos he’s created -- was met with plenty of smiles, laughs and, naturally, a whole lot off smooches when he camped out at the city’s Christkindlmarket downtown.

The DePaul University student’s video, which was released Wednesday, shows dozens of people -- women, a few men and at least one baby -- sidling up to him for kisses on the cheek and lips, all in the spirit of good holiday cheer.

Two Santa-thumbs down, however, to one couple who decided to take the opportunity under Grigsby’s mistletoe to share a not-so-quick smooching session of their own. Rude.

H/T DNAinfo Chicago

12 Women Reveal The Craziest Thing Their Mother-In-Law Has Told Them

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Think your current (or ex) in-laws are terrible people? It could be much, much worse.

On Wednesday, Redditors on the Ask Women board commiserated over their mother-in-laws and all the obnoxious things their MILs have said and done to them. Read 13 of the most horrifying anecdotes below.

1. "She posted a work out video on Facebook, tagged me and her daughter in it, and wrote 'now you have no excuse' under it."

2. "My MIL told me, 'I know you are waiting for children, but you're getting so old.' I'm not even 35."

3. "My ex mother-in-law called me by her other sons' ex-wife's name for the first three years I was married to her younger son."


4. "My MIL stole a stack of our wedding invitations to send to her friends that we weren't inviting. We wanted a small, intimate wedding with only people we knew and loved. I hardly knew a soul there."

5. "MIL: Aren't the ballerinas in this 'The Nutcracker' production lovely?
Me: Yes, they are.
MIL: Were you in ballet?
Me: No, unfortunately I was not.
MIL: Yes, that sounds right.
I pause. Say nothing. 'What does that mean?' I'm thinking.
MIL: They take really good care of their bodies."

6. "When my fiancé let his parents know that he was planning on marrying me, the conversation went like this:

SO: Mom. Dad. I want to let you know that I really love her. More than anyone I've been with in my life. And that I really think I want to marry her.
SO's mom: Really? You love her more than you loved Amy?
SO: Wait... what? Seriously? Did you seriously just say that?
SO's mom (getting weepy): I really loved Amy. I miss Amy...

Amy is the girlfriend my SO dumped six years ago. SIX YEARS AGO."


7. "My MIL is extremely negative and can find fault with anything. When she stays with us it's a nonstop litany of complaints. For example, we went to the Holocaust Museum for an exhibit on Nazi propaganda art and an employee there asked us what we thought of the exhibit. My MIL told him, 'It wasn't my cup of tea. Too depressing, and I think there was too much about Hitler.'"

8. Me: "I'm not a fan of football."
MIL: "Well, only intelligent people like football."

9. "My MIL hates me so much she doesn't even acknowledge my existence. The plus side is that I don't have to deal with her talking crap to me!"

10. "When I first met my MIL, the first thing she said to me when we were alone together was, 'It's weird that you're not a redhead. He usually goes for redheads.' I told her 'That IS weird. I usually go for redheads, too.'"


11. "My MIL referred to me as 'the whore of Babylon' after she figured out I was living with her son (we had moved in together two years earlier. We had been dating six years, having been high school sweethearts). I was 'inviting the devil into [our] den of iniquity.' She's nice to my face now that I have a grandchild as leverage."

12. "My MIL suggested my (now ex-husband) go on 'The Bachelor.' I was sitting right there and said 'But he's already married" She replied, 'Well, maybe he could meet someone new.' I hate that woman."

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Funniest Parenting Tweets: What Moms And Dads Said On Twitter This Week

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Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!



























































Things Get Weird When Seth Rogen And James Franco Turn To 'Publizity' For Ideas

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Seth Rogen and James Franco have been doing a media blitz to promote their new movie, "The Interview," so it only makes sense that they'd turn to "Publizity" for the best PR in town.

Nick Kroll's oh-so-charming "Kroll Show" character gets up close and personal with the guys for a sketch in which she interviews to be their new publicist. Aside from thinking the movie is about two journalists going to "Norf" Korea to kill Kim Kardashian, Liz has plenty of (horrible) ideas to drum up interest in the film, like having Franco fake his death, for example, or releasing the film in 12 10-minute installments.

Watch how steamy things get when Liz's charms become too much for Rogen to handle.

"Kroll Show" returns to Comedy Central in 2015.

"The Interview" opens in theaters Dec. 25.

A Conversation About Making Grilled Cheese Tonight

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Andy: I really want to experiment with some grilled cheese tonight! Still got a ton of cheese, bread and butter. Need to add something

Kate: Love tomatoes with it, but tomatoes suck right now


Kate: What if you put a stuffed shell inside...

Andy: Ooooooh

Kate: Or some ricotta

Andy: My god!

Andy: I'm thinking of something to add some crunch

Kate: Ohhh def some crunch. Bread crumbs? Pine nuts? Raspberry jam with seeds in it? Bacon? Corn nuts?

Andy: What about like something more terrible for you, like potato chips/corn chips?

Kate: Funyuns, yep


Andy: MMMMMMM

Kate: Oooh Fritos

Andy: Fritos. Could be good

Kate: Fritos are so underrated

Andy: Totally! What about some pan fried potato slices (in the absence of french fries). Plus an egg? Like a breakfast sandwich?

Kate: Yeah but you'll need some ketchup

Kate: I say no to the egg. And I love me some eggs. But its not working with our vision -- melty cheese, runny yolk. Not tonight

Andy: Yeah doesn't add a lot of flavor. And just adds more soft squish mess. But we've already got that with the cheese



Kate: Avocado? if you don't mind warm avocado, I know some do. Avocado and Fritos.. onionsssss

Andy: Oh, onions!

Kate: Yeah onions y'all

Kate: PICKLES

Andy: Oooooooooooo

Andy: That's EPIC



Kate: Yeah. Almost TOO obvious

Andy: Like perfect flavor combo

Andy: Both sides of the spectrum

Kate: Yeah and the texture spectrum. Textrum, if you will

Andy: Flavor quadrants

Andy: Fladrants

Kate: There we go

Andy: This is high science, we'll devise "textrum fladrant theory"

Kate: Oh I do like that



Andy: Oh grilled mac and cheese

Kate: Yeah yo. YEAH

Kate: With breadcrumbs pls

Andy: YES

Andy: WE'VE DONE IT KATE

Andy: WE'VE CRACKED IT

15 Kids Who Nailed Their Letters To Santa

If You've Ever Tried To Open A Bottle Of Wine Without A Corkscrew, This Is For You

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HOW DO I OPEN YOU?

Comedian Paul Gale, who you'll probably recognize from the viral, "Why Starbucks Spells Your Name Wrong" video is back with a new sketch about opening a bottle of wine when you don't have a corkscrew and you're on the verge of smashing the universe to pieces because you're so %@*#ing infuriated.

Do you use a spoon? Hot water? Just scream at it? Here are some ways you can get that sweet, grape elixir out of the bottle when there's no cork screw in sight.

Warning: none of these methods are safe or advisable, but on the closed professional stunt course of the comedy world, they're funny to watch.

Stolen Moment of the Week: Dave Hill at The Bell House

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Who:
Dave Hill
Where:
The Bell House, 149 7th Street, Brooklyn, NY
When:
December 10, 2014
What:
Sometimes a comedian has to leave one show to make another one across town, or what have you. They'll often say their goodbyes backstage while the host is onstage and ask another comic to say, "Oh, tell (Host) I said goodbye." And then there's class act, Janeane Garofalo. Here you can see comedian Dave Hill with the goodbye note/autographed plate she left for him while he was onstage performing with his band, Valley Lodge. Adorable.

This holiday edition of "Meet Me In The Bathroom And Tell Me All Your Secrets" included performances by Todd Barry, Maeve Higgins, The Jewbadours, Jim Tews, Chris Distefano, and Bridget Everett. More photos here.

Stolen Moment of the Week is a series featuring the work of photographer Mindy Tucker, who has been documenting the comedy scene in New York for the last seven years. Each week, Tucker picks her favorite image from one of the many stages, green rooms, after parties and private sessions she shoots, and gives you the details behind it.

The Funniest Someecards Of The Week

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Blimey! This was quite an interesting week wasn't it?

We were visited by British royalty (as evidenced by our superb use of British slang), we survived our office holiday parties, we watched Sony (and all of Hollywood) self-destruct, and we learned that yes, all dogs DO go to heaven.

We've compiled the week's best Someecards below to commemorate the week's monumental events. Jolly good fun, right?! Okay we'll stop.

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