John Mayer has officially been back on Twitter for a week now. To celebrate his anniversary, we've compiled his best 140–characters–or–less moments thus far.
It's been a hard week on social media for a singer who is quickly learning that his jokes aren't hitting home with his new Twitter following. Apparently one week is all it takes to turn an over–confident Mayer into one who takes credit for his girlfriend Katy Perry's popularity -- joking or not.
Don't believe that Mayer could stray so quickly? Well there is this one time …
When he acted as though everyone was awaiting his arrival.
When he joked about Rebecca Black as if "Friday" came out yesterday.
When he acted as though he was the junior high bully of the Twittersphere.
When he made a self–depricating "Eastbound & Down" joke, and no one seemed to get it.
When he finally came up with a relevant joke … about the wrong medium.
When he coined the most self–indulgent term we've heard in a while.
When he realized that he needs to consider a different strategy.
When he considered another early retirement.
When he tried to take credit for Katy Perry's 50.3 million followers.
Interested in which direction John Mayer's Twitter is heading next? Give him a follow.
It's been a hard week on social media for a singer who is quickly learning that his jokes aren't hitting home with his new Twitter following. Apparently one week is all it takes to turn an over–confident Mayer into one who takes credit for his girlfriend Katy Perry's popularity -- joking or not.
Don't believe that Mayer could stray so quickly? Well there is this one time …
When he acted as though everyone was awaiting his arrival.
I'm back. What'd I miss?
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) January 31, 2014When he joked about Rebecca Black as if "Friday" came out yesterday.
Been waiting SO long to share this with you. It's so bad it's good. Take a look. http://t.co/nBQAvVr1OR
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) January 31, 2014When he acted as though he was the junior high bully of the Twittersphere.
I used to RULE these hallways. RT @uhhmandamarie @JohnMayer you are years behind, Mayer
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) January 31, 2014When he made a self–depricating "Eastbound & Down" joke, and no one seemed to get it.
I'm the Kenny Powers of Twitter.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) January 31, 2014When he finally came up with a relevant joke … about the wrong medium.
I'll be honest, when it came to rejoining twitter, I had mixed emojis.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) February 1, 2014When he coined the most self–indulgent term we've heard in a while.
You mean Mayerenade? RT @kevinstinson96 @JohnMayer in your opinion which one of your songs should I use to serenade a beautiful woman?
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) February 5, 2014When he realized that he needs to consider a different strategy.
Such a fine line between feeling smart and sounding old.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) February 5, 2014When he considered another early retirement.
Well, that's the only reason I rejoined Twitter. @bjnovak, my work here is done! Signing off.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) February 5, 2014When he tried to take credit for Katy Perry's 50.3 million followers.
Together, my girlfriend and I have over 50 MILLION TWITTER FOLLOWERS.
— John Mayer (@JohnMayer) February 5, 2014Interested in which direction John Mayer's Twitter is heading next? Give him a follow.