15 Parenting Headlines You'll Never Read
Why Everyone Else Is A Better Mom Than You Perfect Toddler Fashions For Those Of You Stupid Enough To Buy A $70 Cashmere Sweater For A 3-Year-Old Why Does It Feel Like Your Playgroup Hates You? Maybe...
View ArticleGeorge Clooney Has Declared War On Tina Fey & Amy Poehler... Matt Damon Is...
So remember that time, not so long ago, when Tina Fey and Amy Poehler cracked on George Clooney at the Golden Globes? It went a little something like this: "'Gravity' is nominated for Best Film. It's...
View Article'Tainted Love' Performed By Hard Drives Will Have You Geek Out
There's little doubt in our minds that you're familiar with Ed Cobb's 1964 song "Tainted Love," made insanely popular by the 1981 cover by Soft Cell. What you're not likely familiar with, however, is...
View ArticlePrank Proves 'I Follow You On Instagram' Is The Creepiest Pick-Up Line Ever
Andrew Hales of LAHWF fame is back with a prank that proves our always online and social world can sometime be a tad bit creepy when it collides with the offline. To all you guys and gals out there,...
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8 Undeniable Perks Of Being Single On Valentine's Day
Spending Valentine's Day alone this year? Have no fear, single peeps. The holiday is so much more enjoyable when you're all by your lonesome. Below, eight things you can do on the quasi-holiday that...
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Business Owner Turns 9 Inches Of Snow Into A Massive Snowman
Ladies and gentleman, meet the snowman that's giving Frosty a run for his money. On Tuesday, James Weaver, owner of Weaver's Mulch Company in Coatesville, Penn., looked outside and saw 9 inches of snow...
View ArticleCynical 12-Year-Old Writes Very Short Guide To Relationships
Romance in middle school is a lot more complicated than it used to be. Need proof? Just take a look at the "relationship guide" one extremely disillusioned 12-year-old boy recently self-published: So...
View ArticleBirthright: Did I Have Sex With You in Israel?
One long orgy in the Negev. Ari and Emma reminisce on just how bizarre a program Birthright is, and just how much sex they had while they were there.
View ArticleAnna Kendrick & Rebel Wilson Are Coming Back For 'Pitch Perfect 2'
Let's be honest, no one is surprised by this news: Universal announced on Thursday that Anna Kendrick and Rebel Wilson will reprise their roles in the upcoming sequel to "Pitch Perfect." Elizabeth...
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GoPro Catches The Most Cringe-Worthy Surf Wipeout We've Ever Seen
GoPros are responsible for some incredible moments -- an eagle soaring through the French Alps, goofy dog selfies, and even a base jumper's 127,852 foot space dive -- but it was about time they gave us...
View Article19 Signs You Really Need Some Sunshine In Your Life
It's bad. You're depressed; you feel sick all the time; you've gotten mean. This has gone way past seasonal affective disorder. You're not just sick of winter, you're seriously considering quitting...
View ArticleJay Leno Leaves 'Tonight Show' After 22 Years
BURBANK, Calif. (AP) — Jay Leno has said goodbye to "The Tonight Show" before, but not like this. The comedian became tearful and choked up Thursday as he concluded what he called the "greatest 22...
View ArticleCache of Higgs Bosons Found in Church Basement
Less than a year after the first Higgs boson was found in the suburbs of Geneva, Switzerland, the world of particle physics was rocked last weekend when a hoard of 36 of the itty-bitty particles was...
View ArticleYou Don't Look So Good: The Sociology of Being Sick
I hate being sick. Yes, everyone says they hate being sick. But many people like being sick. Oh, nobody likes to be physically uncomfortable... which is why I stopped watching 2 Broke Girls. But we all...
View ArticleWatch As This Fake Chobani-Loving Bear Terrorizes New York City
New York City has been attacked by a devil baby and zombies in recent ad stunts. Why not a bear? Chobani Yogurt on Thursday unleashed its version of Gotham prankvertising on YouTube, featuring a...
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Fan Latches Onto Leonardo DiCaprio Below The Belt, And It's Unbelievably Awkward
Sometimes you just need a hug. But not usually a hug like this. Leonardo DiCaprio is probably well-accustomed to swarms of adoring fans waiting for him at every turn, but nothing could prepare him for...
View ArticleJohn Mayer Has Been On Twitter For A Week, And He Already Seems Discouraged
John Mayer has officially been back on Twitter for a week now. To celebrate his anniversary, we've compiled his best 140–characters–or–less moments thus far. It's been a hard week on social media for a...
View ArticleDo Women Deserve Rights?
Women's rights? What are those? Do women even deserve rights because, I mean, they always just need a man to decide, right? Ha! But with the recent wave of laws being suggested that would limit tons of...
View ArticleStephen Colbert Takes On Latest Keystone Pipeline Environmental Impact Report...
Stephen Colbert riffed on the latest environmental analysis of the proposed Keystone XL pipeline that came out last week, and President Obama's ongoing pressure to make a decision. Colbert questions...
View ArticleTwo Mobsters Settle a Debt
Two mobsters indulge their lifelong vendetta against one another with a high stakes game of-- You'll see.
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