Needs a Rewrite: Great Authors' First Draft Revisions
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View ArticleThe Mother-Son Wedding Dance That Puts All Others To Shame
Wedding dances can be so predictable: Father and daughter embrace one another to the tune of “Unchained Melody,” mother and son slow dance to “Unforgettable.” It’s all beautiful and heartwarming, but...
View Article10 Weird Valentine's Gifts For Your Stupid Cupid
Once upon a time there were two friends, Goofus and Gallant. Both were in love with very weird people. Gallant tried to show his love by doing the proper thing: He purchased a greeting card with a...
View ArticleYou Call That A Hipster? These Are Some @#$%ing Hipsters.
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View ArticlePictures Of Babies As Book Characters Are Worth WAY More Than A Thousand Words
In honor of the U.K.'s National Storytelling Week (Feb 1. - Feb 8.), photo studio Venture Photography had a novel idea: To recreate classic kids' books with adorable babies. The images are definitely...
View ArticleAn Open Letter To Slushy Corners, The Absolute Worst Part Of Winter
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View Article'The Notebook' Done With Cats Is Parody Purrfection
"The Notebook" is, without a doubt, one of the most romantic movies of all time. But if we had to make one teeny, tiny, cute and furry critique, it would be this: not enough cats. Luckily, the good...
View ArticleNew Yorkers vs. Puddles: The Epic Battle Continues (PHOTOS)
After another winter storm bore down on the Northeast this week, New York City was blanketed with snow, which quickly turned into gray slush, which soon turned into gigantic puddles of dirt and grime....
View ArticleSandra Bernhard Goes Off On Social Media & Internet Stupidity
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View ArticleTips for Emerging Out of Parenting the Young
The day has come, the one you thought you'd never see. Our children have grown and are starting preschool, even going to friends' houses without us. We have it back again, freedom! The kingdom of free,...
View ArticleCommon Alcohol Myths Debunked By Hannah Hart And Mental Floss (VIDEO)
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View ArticleThis Ice Cream Carton Message Is Every Single Person's Nightmare
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View Article'Sherlock' Actor, Martin Freeman, Reveals Gay Club Scene Cut From Season 3
Sherlock and Watson in a gay bar? It happened, and you almost got to see it. Martin Freeman, who plays the part of John Watson on "Sherlock," recently revealed to Radio Times that a gay club scene was...
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View ArticleMichael J. Fox Set To Return To 'The Good Wife' For Multi-Episode Story Arc
Michael J. Fox's sitcom just got the ax, but he won't have much time to mourn. TV Line reports that Fox will return to "The Good Wife" for a story arc in Season 5 that will develop throughout "multiple...
View ArticleThis Is The Only Honest Facebook 'Look Back' Video
You might not know how to feel about your Facebook "Look Back" video, an individualized montage of your time on Facebook rolled out for the social network's 10th anniversary. But regardless of how the...
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