End Awful Karaoke Now!
Everywhere I go, I'm assaulted. Clueless warblers sharfing ("Shitting + Barfing") all over my favorite songs. It used to be, live musicians would ply their craft in bars, lounges and joints from coast...
View ArticleYay! Racism Is Over!
Oh, man, wow! We did it! Every one of us deserves a nice hearty pat on the back. We ended racism! That's right, racism's over! Huzzah! With Tuesday's decision by the NBA to ban prune-faced bigot...
View ArticleGovernment to Use 'Minority Report' Precogs to Stop Future Racism Before it...
In the wake of the NBA's actions against LA Clippers owner Donald Sterling, the government will be using Minority Report-style precogs to preemptively stop anyone in the future from saying, or even...
View ArticleAlabama Student Studies In The Library Drinking A Beer With His Shirt Off...
They sure do have an interesting way of studying for finals at the University of Alabama. Or at least, one student does. An Alabama student was caught studying in the campus library with no shirt on,...
View ArticleShirtless Guy Asks Reporter On Date During Live Interview. Oh, And Also...
During a live KTLA report on the blazing wildfire in Southern California Wednesday, one interviewee took the opportunity to take care of business. "Wow, you're super pretty. Wanna go on a date...
View ArticleHow To Explain Butt Cracks To A 3-Year-Old (As Illustrated By Two Grown Men)
"Convos With My 2-Year-Old," the hilarious video series in which two grown-ups reenact a dad's real conversations with his toddler, is back for its third season. In this first episode, creator Matthew...
View ArticleBryan Cranston Produces A New Comedy For Sony's Crackle
Walter White really is the one who knock-knocks. Bryan Cranston is reportedly set to produce a new comedy series for digital entertainment company Crackle. The project reunites Cranston with "Breaking...
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Dead Whale Might Explode At Any Time (PHOTOS)
A small village in Canada has a whale of a problem on its hands... and in its nostrils. A dead blue whale washed up on a beach near the town of Trout River in Newfoundland earlier this week, and...
View ArticleJon Lajoie Begs "Please Use This Song" For Your Product's Commercial
Please use this song in your commercial. I need the money, so please use to sell something. These desperate words, sung by Jon Lajoie to the tune of exhausted strums and snare hits, sums up everything...
View ArticleThe Only Time It's Acceptable To Sleep With Someone Other Than Your Spouse
For married folks, getting cozy between the sheets with anyone other than your husband or wife is, by and large, frowned upon by society. But there is one very furry and adorable exception to the...
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Professor Fakes Out Everyone With Incredibly Realistic Poster Of Himself On...
We found this gem on Reddit today, titled "Professor is never in his office so he put a giant poster of himself on the door." Color us impressed with how realistic this looks! No word on which school...
View ArticleReal Life Fox And Hound Best Friends, Sniffer And Tinni, Frolic To Their Own...
Unlikely animal friendships never get old, but Sniffer the fox and Tinni the dog might just be our favorite pair. The fox and hound best friends are life imitating art, and we can't get enough of them...
View ArticleA Song For Everyone Who Keeps Recommending Shows You Need To Watch (Please,...
To all of the people who constantly recommend television shows and are exasperated at the idea that you somehow might not have seen every episode ever of this series or that, Brett Domino has a very...
View ArticleThe Real Reason You're Circumcised Is Not What You Think (VIDEO)
Is it weird to be circumcised? That's the question behind College Humor's recent video that explores one of mankind's strangest traditions. If you're not Jewish or Muslim, you may be be participating...
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This Artist's Colorful And Creative Masks Will Delight Your Inner Child
We all need to make a little more time for fun in our lives, and, in case you ever forget that, this artist is here to remind you. Meet the "365 Masks Project," featuring daily creations displayed on...
View ArticleGroup Of Marines Show Their Soft Side Singing 'Let It Go'
Even Marines get to let loose every once in a while, and YouTube user piers mettrick recently caught them singing and cheering wildly while watching "Frozen." It's a nice little reminder that something...
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Old Marriage License Reminds Us That 28 Was Once Spinsterhood
When you think of the term "spinster," the image of a bitter, old maid comes to mind. But alas, history is here to remind us that single women of any age were at one time considered "spinsters" simply...
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Twerking While Pregnant and Other Mommy-to-Be Musings
I'm 28 weeks pregnant and like many moms-to-be, I'm riddled with questions and inevitable mommy guilt. Am I doing this right? How will this affect the baby? Can I eat that? However, I've noticed that...
View Article10 Names for Me That I Find Offensive, Incorrect, Bigoted, Sexist and Just...
1: Boy. Calling me a boy implies that I am either immature or some kind of sexual plaything, and not at the same intellectual level as a man. There's a demeaning hierarchy in motion. The term is as...
View ArticleSeth Rogen Says Performing At Kanye West's Wedding Isn't The Best Idea
Last week we learned that Kanye West asked Seth Rogen and James Franco to perform their parody of his song "Bound 2" the night before the rapper weds Kim Kardashian. The performance isn't actually...
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