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View Article18 Celeb Couples You Totally Forgot Were Together
We don't know about you, but we're obsessed with Old Loves, a Tumblr blog that pays tribute to famous couples from the past. (Like Ben Affleck and a clearly unamused Gwyneth Paltrow -- or French New...
View Article'The Simpsons' Lego Episode Trailer Is A Toy To Behold
Can't wait for Homer and his family to be reimagined as a trusted toy brand for generations of kids? Wait no more! Here's the trailer for Sunday's Lego "Brick Like Me" episode of "The Simpsons." [h/t...
View ArticleLouis C.K. Has More To Say About Common Core: 'None Of This Feels Careful To Me'
Louis C.K. returned to Twitter on Thursday with more criticism of the Common Core State Standards. For the comedian, the standards are clearly not a laughing matter. The father of two made headlines on...
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How A Plucky Piglet Named Leon Trotsky Got A Second Chance At Life With A Set...
For little Leon Trotsky the pig, an unfortunate accident turned out to be a life-saver. The 3-week-old piglet was born on a pig farm and destined to become somebody's dinner until his injured mother...
View ArticleJimmy Kimmel Has New Beef With Matt Damon For Saying He'd Buy The Los Angeles...
With Jay Leno retired and David Letterman on his way out, late night "feuds" just aren't what they used to be. The good news is, we'll always have Jimmy Kimmel's ongoing battle with his arch nemesis,...
View ArticleThe Best Fails Of The Week Prove Your Week Wasn't THAT Bad
There are good days. There are bad days. And then, there are total FAIL days. No matter how bad your week was, we're pretty sure these people had it much worse. Watch the video above to see the best...
View ArticleLouis CK Makes 'Late Show' History, Says Bye To Letterman In Best Way Ever
Who would have thought that the man who introduced us to the phrase "bag of dicks" would be the one to perfectly sum up our feelings about David Letterman's impending retirement. It's hard to believe,...
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This Cat Has A Crush On A Human And Isn't Afraid To Show It
Get a room, guys! Every day at midnight, Kalim makes coffee to study and stay awake, according to his YouTube video description. And every single night, his friend's cat seizes the opportunity to...
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13 Ways Living With a Toddler Is Like Going to an Amusement Park
Everyone knows that living with a toddler isn't all fun and games. In fact, I've spent a fair amount of time whining about the fact that it's NO fun and games. Today I'm going to let you in on a little...
View ArticleThanks to Rachel Maddow, My Dog Hates Me
Perhaps I radiate an aura -- an invisible cloud of dog-friendly saintliness that only canines can sense -- or perhaps I emit a kibble-like odor, but whatever the reason, dogs have always taken to me....
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This Onion Article Perfectly Illustrates Why No One Should Judge A Person On...
The thought of poor folks on food assistance buying brand name goods -- like Frosted Flakes, for example -- makes Carol Gaither's blood boil. "There’s no reason she should be loading up on those pricey...
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Porn for Progress
This week's poll from the Lester & Charlie Institute of Forward Thinking! If you're like millions of other Americans, you've been cursing the banks for one reason or another lately. And that puts...
View ArticleRichard Sherman Sounds Off On Cancer (VIDEO)
Richard Sherman is at it again. This time, though, he's running his mouth about cancer. The Seattle Seahawks' star cornerback who made headlines during last year's playoffs for a post-game rant...
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The One and Only Piece of Advice New Moms Need
Hi, my name is Nicole, and I'm a pee-pee dancer. I can't be alone on this one. Whenever, in the course of my mothering, I've needed to take care of a child's needs -- opening a pesky bag of fruit...
View ArticleOne Comedian Takes Gay Selfies to Task
Comedian Phillip Henry has had about enough of gay men and their selfies. Phillip released a YouTube video that makes that pretty clear. And it is funny too. His parody calls out those in the community...
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If You've Ever Been To The Kentucky Derby, You Know These Truths
There are two very different derbies at Churchill Downs: one in the infield and one in the grandstands. Everyone who has been to the Kentucky Derby knows the following to be true. Let us know in the...
View ArticleThe Jerk's Guide To Getting Into A Game For Free -- And Scoring Free Food And...
If you're into playing dirty, let this Hacks of Life video teach you how to get into any game for free. The methods are morality-free, but the operative word here is "free," so let's proceed. In the...
View ArticleLouis C.K. Continues To Knock Standardized Testing In 'David Letterman'...
Louis C.K. took his complaints about standardized testing to late night television Thursday, telling David Letterman his two daughters were currently amid three days of "high-pressure" exams at their...
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